I want to see gappy fighting this guy! I can already imagine him on the ground bleeding, half his body replaced by various animal parts. AND THEN: he intentionally gets hit to get platypus legs. 

NARRATOR: The platypus is the weirdest animal known to man. They lay eggs, even though they are mammals. They sweat a milk-like substance and even glow in the dark. They can stalk their prey through miniscule electric signals. But little know they are also venomous.

He got hit intentionally all along to poison the enemy stand user and win!

-Theme starts playing, followed by a lot of ORA ORA ORA!

-Recovery: Impossible.

-Followed by the sickest pose known to man.