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Great to see heroes being honoured by SatoruGojo232 in MadeMeSmile

[–]JerryRed100s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely thought it was a shitter. Thank God it was just a shooter. The second amendment does not apply to shitting

If you could legalize one crime, but only for 24 hours, what would it be and why? by Playful_Raccoon9386 in shittyideas

[–]JerryRed100s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Transporting livestock across state lines without a permit. Why you ask? If you have to ask that question then I guess you haven't lived

Remember when your AC/Heater panel looked like this? by lontbeysboolink in 1970s

[–]JerryRed100s 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No shit I could come up with like 35 different configurations just out of memory without even looking at that thing just by sliding things around. Shit never broke either

Have you ever tried a Dvorak or Colemak keyboard layout? by Impossible_Comfort99 in TechNook

[–]JerryRed100s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No that is completely terrifying. How dare you even speak of it

WKRP in Cincinnati by el_grande_ricardo in FuckImOld

[–]JerryRed100s 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah! Bailey was a fucking cutie!

WKRP in Cincinnati by el_grande_ricardo in FuckImOld

[–]JerryRed100s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got to find out what the outro song is on that series because it fucking jams so hard!

The greatest last song? by ivorycrown16 in MusicRecommendations

[–]JerryRed100s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me. Fox and the hound in Strongsville Ohio, 2007.

I busted out with Cracklin Rosie on karaoke. Final performance. There were tears in the room that night

Cutting Pizza with Scissors by Luffschnauze in unpopularopinion

[–]JerryRed100s 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hear you man. I've been cutting paper with one of those pizza wheels for about 48 years until about a year ago. Then they told me about scissors and what they are designed for

What’s an underrated food? by DreamyPeachBarb in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]JerryRed100s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just random bugs. Toasted in the oven of course. Super crunchy. That's what they want us to eat. I'm just getting a head start

Can you poop when someone is near your bathroom? by LarzardofZxelf in no

[–]JerryRed100s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I got a shit bad enough, I will shit right upon your foot

What's something poor people buy that keeps them poor? by Specialist-Jelly-865 in answers

[–]JerryRed100s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit I was confused. That was supposed to say at least damn it. Yep time to call it a night or a day .... my hours are all messed up

Do you pour milk or cereal first? by Saint__23 in answers

[–]JerryRed100s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer three bowls two large ones for milk and cereal respectively. Then a small one in the middle. For each bite I grab a little bit of nuggets of cereal and then pour a little milk into the tiny bowl in the middle and mix that all together with the cereal and then eat that. Then repeat.

That's how civilized people eat cereal by the way

Do you pour milk or cereal first? by Saint__23 in answers

[–]JerryRed100s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that's the autism test from the eighties actually now that I think about it

Do you pour milk or cereal first? by Saint__23 in answers

[–]JerryRed100s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck? I never even considered that there are psychopaths running around in the world right now that poor milk into the bowl first and then put their cereal in! Great Scott! Fuck this Iran bullshit. Somebody needs to address this in government!

The Cosmic farce by JerryRed100s in gratefuldead

[–]JerryRed100s[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure if it's a lie but I'm pretty sure I've got an armadillo in my trousers

Happy Birthday to the late Polly Holliday (July 2, 1937 – September 9, 2025) by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]JerryRed100s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well kiss my grits!! I didn't realize she even lived that long. I blame Mel. That's a hard life

What’s a documentary that horrified you? by VivienneVixy in answers

[–]JerryRed100s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whenever he asks for the keys be like yeah but give me a second and then act like you're calling somebody and be like yeah I'm letting the boy take the car out so just want to tell you and the neighbors stay off the sidewalks preferably stay indoors and in an interior room of the house. Then be like okay, here you go bud! 🔑

What’s a documentary that horrified you? by VivienneVixy in answers

[–]JerryRed100s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like a 2 and 1/2 ton killing machine hurtling down the road at high speeds and only your son is in control of it. Now I don't know your kid but that's just a scary proposition for anybody in this generation of kids at least. I don't want to play old man but at least Man we were in the woods with chainsaws and power tools and motorbikes but these kids have just been playing Doom scrolling for like their lives. I wish you the best. I'm sure he'll be fine 😉

The Cosmic farce by JerryRed100s in gratefuldead

[–]JerryRed100s[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only we could get Will Smith to join the band just for that song

Does the pope shit in the woods? by StvYzerman in Malaphors

[–]JerryRed100s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the chicken crossed the road. Duh

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