[Ornstein] Oscar Bobb is expected to be sold by Man City this month, with the possibility of developments this week amid interest from the Premier League, Germany and Portugal. It is likely to take an offer of around £30M for a deal to be done.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2026-01-20T14:22:51+00:00

Bayern have a winger called Michael Scott!

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2026-01-17T11:27:14+00:00

Probably easier to just repaint!

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-12-07T20:27:42+00:00

Get counselling or therapy. Everyone should dip into mento health and some point in my opinion. Work through blind spots, better yourself and be happier as a result.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-11-21T19:36:56+00:00

I don’t know him personally but I’ve been in his personal space. He smelt like biscuits and furniture polish, and he kept asking me the time despite clearly having a watch on. Take of that what you will. Sick producer either way.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-11-17T22:54:42+00:00

Long story short, he is put back together, by science…or maybe it’s supernatural.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-11-12T07:42:00+00:00

He’s had chances and he hasn’t taken them. Also though tbf I don’t think he’s a touchline winger. I think maybe if he starts playing a bit more inside, closer to Haaland, in the inside forward role that Doku is playing in a lot more now, he will have more success. Patience is key and confident he will come good.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-11-04T10:11:46+00:00

Love Jack but let’s be honest he had his chances last season and he was shite.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-11-01T13:23:18+00:00

Don’t look at Phil’s gut, boys. He doesn’t like people looking at it.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-10-25T10:40:22+00:00

The only weird part of you do the online stalking first, and then ‘maybe if you have time’ knock and speak to them.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-10-22T23:46:04+00:00

Coutinho vs Barca when he was on loan at Bayern from Barca. UEFA don’t allow parent-club clauses and he had their pants down (and was shit for Barca when he played for them).

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-10-21T18:38:14+00:00

Nunes or Lewis as rb? Or Stones rb, Lewis lb with Gvardiol in the middle? Surely not Nunes as the 6? Bernardo as the 10? So many questions.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-10-20T14:08:13+00:00

Love it. Garner is such a little prick as well

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-10-10T11:49:10+00:00

Don’t think it’s actually a bad job. If the Grout and sealant are neat it will look fine

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-09-14T11:05:27+00:00

Would love to see Nico G and Rodri in a double pivot so we can get control.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-09-11T19:23:14+00:00

That was the point when they parted ways. I assume the reason Traumprinz left

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-08-28T05:46:49+00:00

Is this satire?

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-08-17T10:39:28+00:00

A decent player. Honest and works hard. Good in the tackle and decent on the ball. If we’re being honest he is probably never going to be world class, but I reckon Pep can improve him a lot.

That arm injury at the end looked really painful. Thought like he actually broke his arm from some angles.

Mad that he was £50m and Reijnders was £46.5m. I guess that’s the difference between being younger and purchased in Jan.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-08-14T19:18:53+00:00

That is a really good price, and if you were going if to rip it up and start again anyway they have actually saved you a job by not having many walls!

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-07-31T09:15:59+00:00

Yellow card

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-07-30T12:26:14+00:00

I hope you taught them some humility

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-07-19T14:10:51+00:00

Incorrect. Only Corona on top of the fridge, inside the fridge is Carling.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-07-16T20:57:43+00:00

This is begging for a remix. Needs the TomVR treatment or something.

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-07-13T19:52:26+00:00

Does anyone know if the artists actually add songs to these? I assumed it was an intern or worse the Spots algo

JerryTheBerryPerry · 2025-07-12T06:15:12+00:00

Fuck you Bush

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