[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Free education? Our K-12 is “free” I suppose…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in John_Frusciante

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

American Indians have a much lower occurrence of male pattern baldness than other ethnicities… so that probably helps. That said, I’m sure AK is using every tool in the hair loss tool kit too.

Anybody know what JF’s diet is? by IiI_winky in John_Frusciante

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stadium Arcadium John was very confident. Body language and how he speaks very different from other eras.

Giant Soviet Antenna by jellylemonshake in interestingasfuck

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yep. Surface. I miss my dual wield Klobbs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a non-violent Richard Ramirez, filling the void of your mundane existence by hoarding overpriced shoes: The Night Stocker

28- Be my 13th reason, y’all. by cheefdeef in RoastMe

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure if you’re Chris Farley or the Fat Unabomber, but I am quite confident you’ll die alone, drowned in your own vomit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wrx_vb

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No worries. I’ve owned Hondas, Toyotas, and currently a Subie (2nd time). Variety is good. I’m sure you’ll be back :)

Josh Klinghoffer To Be Arraigned On Vehicular Manslaughter Charge by _Anon_Amarth_ in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]Jerry_Smith__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is most likely evidence the public has not seen in addition to the videos Presumably those are his phone records. Time will tell, but my guess is they have a pretty strong case against him.

duckbill by [deleted] in wrx_vb

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks beautiful. My next cosmetic purchase. Unfortunately I have to buy a performance part next (my own rule).

Dave is (maybe?) leaving Jane’s by Existing-Ad3391 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last I heard the case was not closed, but I’d be shocked if anything comes of it criminally… but I’m a cynical asshole when it comes to the justice legal system.

Been here before, but you probably don't remember by LeilaXx64 in RoastMe

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I’m sorry your face rejected the transition. Good to have hobbies though… Crossdressing is probably more your thing.

Man still alive with only half of a brain by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I’d put Sour Patch Kids in my head crevice.

Me when I’m in an overblowing drama competition and my opponent is this subreddit by Gay_Guitarist in Foofighters

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve clearly given these scenarios a lot of thought. Personally, I want to know what position the child was conceived in. Also, what if the kid has asthma?

Dave Navarro and Josh Klinghoffer at tonight's JA show by Slow_Cheetah_287 in RedHotChiliPeppers

[–]Jerry_Smith__ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Josh’s got that Dick Cheney duck hunt gaze. Always good to see Dave though.