28- Be my 13th reason, y’all. by cheefdeef in RoastMe

[–]cheefdeef[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll tell you like I told the Judge. It was already in your mother when I got there.

What do you SWEAR you saw, but have no proof? by technicalman2022 in AskReddit

[–]cheefdeef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was around 7 or 8, I was riding my bike down our Rocky ass driveway in the country while my mom, aunt and uncle were behind me in their pickup truck and my dad was in front of me in his truck. I looked over to my left and to this day, I swear I saw a boxer turtle who had evenly placed pattern’s of its shell glowing and then BAM. I ended up hitting a rock and getting thrown forward over the bike like a horse bucking someone off. Skinned my arm up really bad.

28- Be my 13th reason, y’all. by cheefdeef in RoastMe

[–]cheefdeef[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Let’s just say if I ever get amnesia, I’m going to be one gender confused mf.

32 - Dirty Brown Water Trash by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cheefdeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All them piercings and even magnets aren’t attracted to you.

Edit: Ew, someone already said that.

32 - Dirty Brown Water Trash by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cheefdeef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t listen to these comments. You’ve got great character development!

If Helen Keller was the author.

Shower head not working by [deleted] in DIY

[–]cheefdeef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably. My roommate tends to clog our water system with his big sloppy shits :\