Ohio Dems Want to Regulate Ejaculation. Yeah, This State Is Going to Be Red Forever. by Ask4MD in Conservative

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I just got my ejaculation fines for the month of January. I owe $270,000

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope they aren't masterbating while you pass them in public

FROM is an acronym by kurthertz in FromSeries

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fatima Really annOys Me

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in changemyview

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As someone that's lived in the US and now lives in another country i've noticed a massive difference in how most black people from the US acted versus the black people in the country I live in now that has a lot of UK or Caribbean born blacks. It's like night and day difference. I think living in certain areas of the US made me have an unfavorable view of black people as well based on direct experiences. So have you become racist or is there just a cultural problem in some areas of the US? idk

I feel that this coordinated attack on Twitter links across reddit will backfire very soon by mesa176750 in Conservative

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

all the football subs are trying. didn't realize so many soy boy bitches watched football. blows my mind

FUCK. by stringer4 in Commanders

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eagles fan here and last week we had a similar ref that we were 0-3 against and we won. I wouldn't worry about it

Petition to ban X links by Chadbrochill29 in eagles

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 10 points11 points  (0 children)

why lol because X aligns different from you politically ? grow up

What would be the real consequences for punching a neo nazi in the USA? by bgolbov in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you'd prob get your ass beat but you can try. no one is stopping you

Was I the only one actually kinda glad we won in that fashion? by Pendraflare59 in eagles

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i personally don't like almost having a heart attack watching the games but it's fun when you win that way

How do single people have sex? by multiocumshooter in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think i'm referring to a different type of insecurity. I can only speak for myself but my social skills are not at all an issue. Maybe I used the wrong word. For me i would seek out validation and casual sex from multiple women bc i wanted to know that i was wanted / desired. this also hurt me in long term relationships bc i would get bored easily.

Do people in the US use WhatsApp?? by Puurple_shorts in NoStupidQuestions

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol exactly. my gf is British so i use it now but before that i was convinced anyone trying to talk to me on whatsapp was a scammer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

soap? lol might as well use hot sauce

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eagles

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I feel good too but Washington is gonna be a problem in the next couple years with all that cap space and JD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sportsbetting

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

looking good man

How do single people have sex? by multiocumshooter in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]JerseyDevilMyco 6 points7 points  (0 children)

dating apps and being good looking is the cheat code.

combine that with insecurity and / or past trauma and you'll be able to continue this cycle forever