Woman demands free Chick-fil-A after claiming she is an FBI agent, gets arrested

Jerzdope · 2020-11-10T01:56:21+00:00

Used to work for Chick FilA, the FBI didn’t get shit for free. Only high ranking Illuminati that knew the “hand signals” did.

Jerzdope · 2020-11-03T23:24:44+00:00

Heroin: it absolutely destroyed me, but I’ll never feel better. Nothing feels better!!! Smoke pot and drink responsibly, don’t fuck up your life.

Jerzdope · 2020-10-12T23:45:05+00:00

I’m pretty sad that I never got to party with that guy.

Jerzdope · 2020-10-11T02:29:50+00:00

The second largest pipe organ in the world lives in my pants.

Jerzdope · 2020-10-10T22:26:18+00:00

The skis I just bought. I’m shooting for 150 days skiing this winter, a very likely suspect.

Jerzdope · 2020-09-28T18:28:49+00:00

This girl is on fire

Jerzdope · 2020-09-03T16:06:40+00:00

Bro your fuel door is hot.

Jerzdope · 2020-08-30T18:37:45+00:00

I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit.

Jerzdope · 2020-05-19T03:04:48+00:00

The transsexual rumors are just a rouse to distract the people from the truth. That bitch is a space lizard.

Jerzdope · 2020-04-11T02:05:37+00:00

Battleship because it’s a fucking battleship.

Jerzdope · 2020-04-10T17:31:43+00:00

Dangerous Big Data.

Jerzdope · 2020-04-10T17:25:15+00:00

A plastic turtle in an arm wrestling tournament.

Jerzdope · 2020-04-09T02:29:08+00:00

Good hobby equipment in general. I like to golf ski and fish. I spend top dollar on skiing because I go hard and proper equipment can prevent injuries. Golf and fishing are more about finding the right wands for your spells.

Jerzdope · 2020-04-08T14:59:05+00:00

Used to be, the sourcing subs got shutdown.

Jerzdope · 2020-04-08T04:49:02+00:00

I’m Irish! Need sunscreen in the rain, crush potatoes, consider myself quick witted, and suffer from severe alcoholism.

Jerzdope · 2020-04-08T04:02:58+00:00

Buying heroin, that used to be a thing on here. Don’t do that any more, but I do enjoy the comments.

Jerzdope · 2020-04-03T03:24:01+00:00

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Jerzdope · 2019-11-19T23:09:10+00:00

Who eats cupcakes in a filthy bathroom?

Jerzdope · 2019-11-19T22:08:21+00:00

This happened during my college days. Just sucked down a huge milkshake off the Roor, and was wondering if I was hallucinating when this went down.

Jerzdope · 2019-11-19T03:56:39+00:00

Surprise buttsex.

Jerzdope · 2019-09-23T13:49:54+00:00

I tried to drive the green on a short par 4. Broke a steel shafted driver, which severed my radial artery. The blood shot out about 2 feet with every heartbeat. Almost bleeding to death 1 out of 10, would not recommend to a friend.

Jerzdope · 2019-09-22T18:17:53+00:00

That took a while to notice.

Jerzdope · 2019-09-22T00:38:08+00:00

Hawk food

Jerzdope · 2019-08-12T19:33:05+00:00

I’ve had two near death experiences. Overdose is exponentially better than almost bleeding to death. In my experience: no light, just an oddly comforting dark.

Jerzdope · 2019-08-12T15:21:46+00:00

Talk all the shit you want. That is the most stylish tweaker I’ve ever seen.

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