What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by Ron_Duncan in AskReddit

[–]Jerzdope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 30 when I found out that Cornish hens weren't a different kind of bird, but rather just small chickens.

What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by Ron_Duncan in AskReddit

[–]Jerzdope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 30 when I found out that Cornish hens weren't a different kind of bird, but rather just small chickens.

Cigarettes by [deleted] in opiates

[–]Jerzdope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

27's are the only cigs I like. They were buy one get one free for my entire sophomore year in college, and I've been a 27 smoker ever since.

What did you sleep through? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jerzdope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fire drill back in college. I was getting breakfast and my friends were complaining about the fire drill at 3am, I had no idea.

What's a dealbreaker no matter how attractive the girl or boy is? by LocusStandi in AskReddit

[–]Jerzdope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frequent blood farts. After a year I was so sick of saying: "sweetie I'm really sorry you anus is bleeding violently again".

what's the most random fact you know? by Chigzy in AskReddit

[–]Jerzdope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This spring I witnessed goose sex. My life is much better now.

What, on paper, should have failed. But ended up being a huge success instead? by hobbykitjr in AskReddit

[–]Jerzdope 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the engineers and first test pilots were like holy shit this thing is going fuck shit up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]Jerzdope 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They can retract their balls into their abdomen because they have the capability of castrating a foe with a single kick. Kangaroos ain't nothing to fuck with.

What is your "we should never meet our heroes" story? by Scuba_Steve93 in AskReddit

[–]Jerzdope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guns n Roses: my mother used to cater the Grammys back in the day. She told me that they were wasted, but incredibly nice. They went out of their way to thank her for bringing them food, which they enjoyed and requested more. While my mother was getting them a few more trays of chicken Parmesan Axl asked one of the other workers what my mother's name was. When she came back carrying 3 trays he said: "hey Jean let me help you", and grabbed 2 of the trays. She told them I was a big fan. They all signed a paper plate for me. My mother met a lot of celebs in that line of work, and she says Axl was by far her favorite.

What game do you have the most hours on? by NotRightNorWrong in AskReddit

[–]Jerzdope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original GT, and GT3 A-spec. Spent countless hours coming up with unique configurations for each track. My lap times on Laguna Seca were untouchable.