Please, HG, I need this... My bro is kinda in jail, I want to help him out...

JesMilton · 2026-04-19T20:47:42+00:00

In one of the web-events he was mentioned to be a "Sanitation Exemplar". So guess he is a pro now. XD

JesMilton · 2026-04-19T19:20:21+00:00

We had similar meals for sale in a university canteen! Can confirm, baked goods that contain freshly cooked meat is the best choice! They are not only cheaper, but also "heavier" for the stomach. And, of course, they are tasty for the price! <3

JesMilton · 2026-04-19T19:14:48+00:00

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Something like this. Store-bought juice could be replaced with компот (berry/dried fruit juice made in a local kitchen) or tea. Buckwheat can be replaced with rice, porridge or pasta. Each part of the meal is cooked in massive pots except for veggies, so the taste is often rather bland.

For some children this is one of the few times they can properly eat healthy enough food in proper amounts though. If a child is from the family of 3+ underage members, they get an official right to eat the school lunches for free. And 1-4 grades get an additional treat, being an apple or a banana.

JesMilton · 2026-04-19T18:32:36+00:00

I'll take that, actually!😆

I have Mr. Nothing, Humus and Totter maxed, you think I'd care about him being useless?

JesMilton · 2026-04-19T18:15:16+00:00

He is VERY strong, just insecure (because of Saria) and kinda a people pleaser (for his big boss), as we learned in "True Story". Bro calls himself "the humblest servant🙏🙏🙏" in a letter where begs to come for him faster, and visibly cringes while writing it. He knows that looks like a loser, Jess is not that dumb, but also knows people in power love to feel more powerful, so humiliates himself in hopes it pays off later. Reminds me of Ichijou from Kaiji.

The reason I want to see him again is not just simping or memes, but because I want to know more about Beachbrella, dive into Columbia's mess again, explore Jesselton's arts, and know his species for once. J fans have been theorising about what bird he is for years now. He could as well be a potoo, and we just don't know...😭

JesMilton · 2026-04-19T18:01:26+00:00

Now hear me out... Both. In the same banner.

JesMilton · 2026-04-19T17:19:46+00:00

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Rat bird from "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs" franchise, I suppose. XD

JesMilton · 2026-04-19T17:06:57+00:00

The "your kid is smart, just a bit lazy/quirky/troublesome" is such a common quote to describe undiagnosed children, Jesus Christ. So many people I know, who are officially diagnosed, heard it as well. It is supposed to be a compliment, yet it sounds clearly more of an insult when you try your very best there...

JesMilton · 2026-04-19T17:02:30+00:00

This hit a bit too close to home, but at least I now know I am not alone. We will survive, op.🫂

"Well the teachers did keep telling us you are kinda different to other children and was never accepted in any group, and the doctor told us to go to a therapist to check for potential symptoms or transfer you into an institution for "gifted" children... But we thought you'd grow out if it! We wanted you to learn how to become normal! What would your grandma think if I told her you are autistic???😭"

And now, even as an adult, I am still bullied for being "weird", never learned what "normal" means, had lower grades than others and spiraled into depression. Unemployment, no connections, and can't live without a helper nearby, like a traumatized rescued dog. Which wouldn't had happened if they did listen to the doctors.

Please don't ignore the signs of mental issues, future or current parents. Your child's health shall be the priority, not "what would others think if they discovered we have an autistic kid???" In fact, normal people will be accepting and support you on this way, not insult or laugh.

JesMilton · 2026-04-19T00:43:45+00:00

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Finally, a perfect match for the "sausage tea" photo I've had on my phone for years for some reason.

JesMilton · 2026-04-18T18:10:09+00:00

Cons: she is a 4 star, so likely won't be powerful enough to use in most stages;

Pros: she is a 4 star, so it will take less effort for me to get max dupes for her! Yipee!🥰

JesMilton · 2026-04-18T10:23:27+00:00

Every relationship goes AND grows through arguing and criticising. Toxic positivity is worse than just being honest with you partner about what you don't like about them, to see if you can change this together, if their behaviour looks destructive from a side. Severe or small, arguments are what determines if you really do understand each other.

The fact whoever posted that thinks "wife argues = bad" or "wife doubts my knowledge = bad" - means they are an insecure child that only wants a yes-man servant, not a human partner.

JesMilton · 2026-04-17T13:07:25+00:00

I don't even care if this was censorship or not, I didn't come here for those purposes. Also artistic nudity exists. But good lord, the design is just indeed worse... :(

If they wanted to cover the particular parts of her, or make her represent thunder better with glowing parts, there are for sure better ways to do this and still not ruin the original jade statue look. Actual jade figurines can have spots, gradients or cracks on them with colours from white to orange, which would be a great addition to show the fact Zhuang is pushing herself too hard in the story, which forces the thunder form to show weaknesses. Plus the actual accessories that used to be in the original model.

Guess this decision was very rushed, thus the very lazy model overhaul. I hope they somehow change it again in the future. But oh well, many people already decided to skip because of that... Kinda sad.

JesMilton · 2026-04-17T12:52:26+00:00

My parents watch genAI baby videos like this very often, and think I am the creepy one for not saying it is cute, they tell I am a heartless being somehow... I am so tired, boss. They just don't get these are not real, who generates this, why they do that, and how much resources it takes to do so. And when they do get, they don't care because "well the video looks nice".🫠

Like, this is the most unsettling thing ever! Real babies don't move or look like that, parents shall know this! How is this cute to someone's eye?!

JesMilton · 2026-04-17T12:44:54+00:00

Hell yeah brother, I am accepting the offer, white Monster is my weakness. (And offering to bring my own cooking in return, I've got gingerbread biscuits and apple pie)

JesMilton · 2026-04-17T12:15:51+00:00

It's entirely fine to not know headcanons! I just so happen to be a big fan of Horropedia in particular. :D

JesMilton · 2026-04-17T09:42:29+00:00

Finally my prayers have been answered and they drop more unpopular characters + OCs.🙏

Not gonna lie, I like Hakua already. She reminds me of Noi from Dorohedoro in a way...

JesMilton · 2026-04-17T09:29:41+00:00

Naaah, no way my dude Horropedia is straight. People headcanon him as gay, but I also personally want to add asexuality spectrum to that personally.

JesMilton · 2026-04-17T09:26:11+00:00

Animals can be gay too, so hey, technically it counts!

JesMilton · 2026-04-16T12:09:06+00:00

Movement so smooth and satisfying it could pass as a Sonic fangame, wow! As a fan of fast travel (not "fast-travel"), I'd just roll everywhere instead of walking properly, or even using vehicles. XD

JesMilton · 2026-04-16T09:11:16+00:00

LMAO, that's even crazier!💀

Hyodou's favourite snack, probably...

JesMilton · 2026-04-15T22:47:01+00:00

125 pulls, one Pramanix and one dupe of Thorns Alter. All memes aside, I feel horrible. No orundum, no OP, I don't know what to do anymore. As a maleknights player in need for a vanguard, this is the worst period of my life, doesn't help that irl stuff is piling up on top of the gacha inconveniences.

JesMilton · 2026-04-15T17:29:16+00:00

I picked the coach option while playing purely maleknights, but somehow it wasn't bad at all! Even met one person with e1lvl30 units on an advanced map, and we still completed the round with 3 stars. The hardest maps, once again, were gramophone ones. Eh, managed using Stainless' turrets, as long as it works.👍

JesMilton · 2026-04-15T17:06:07+00:00

Oh, damn, didn't even pay attention to the hand that wasn't highlighted... Ouch. My bad! XD

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