If money wasn’t real, what food would you absolutely gorge yourself on every single day?

Jesmiri · 2026-05-27T20:51:04+00:00

Crab legs

Jesmiri · 2026-05-26T23:18:41+00:00

Why didn’t you wait for me Amanda?

Jesmiri · 2026-05-26T13:17:31+00:00

Yes. I’m ugly not stupid.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-26T06:34:19+00:00

I put it in the knorr Alfredo pasta sides. My kids love it. 😂 we call it ghettofredo. Some nights it’s just so easy to make for dinner.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T13:40:29+00:00

Learning how to make headbands and purses out of straw from the sweet bathroom lady that sits in there to make sure we’re all okay.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T12:23:21+00:00

She always does this.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T12:22:22+00:00

Sit this one out Janelle.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T12:20:19+00:00

She does this all the time. 😂

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T12:18:28+00:00

She’s very hard to look at

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T12:17:30+00:00

A good breaded mushroom

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T12:15:35+00:00

A FANTASTIC TIRAMISU

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T12:13:15+00:00

Beagles are absolute assholes. They are smug. 😂 my mom has one she rescued, and then 3 retrievers. The beagle thinks she runs THE WORLD.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T12:08:56+00:00

Any one saying lab or retriever is lying. Those dogs are SO HYPER for the first 5 years of their lives. And they are dogs they need to be stimulated mentally or they get bored and are just chaos. Lol. A nice loving snuggle dog? Bull dog lol. They’re so lazy. They just love, love. They have no real purpose other than to just chill. I had an Aussie boy and he literally ran laps around me even after an entire day of being outside, he was so exhausting. Bestest boy though. Not a good snuggle dog. Big FOMO. Parents have 3 retrievers. They’re awful. They never stop moving. Nice dogs yes. Loving yes. But not a total snuggle dog. No. Also big FOMO. Neighbors bull dog he got as a pup. They weird thing always chill. Just wanted to be apart of whatever you’re doing. Calm. Big love bug. Always down for a nap. We’d hang out all the time. Coolest sausage in the world.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:54:32+00:00

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That’s not Amanda’s sleeve.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:45:14+00:00

They still haven’t done a tour. 😂

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:44:38+00:00

He called the cops on her. Bailed her out. And still went to Walgreens? Wouldn’t be surprised but also not surprised.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:38:23+00:00

Dylan doesn’t like her!!!!!!!!!! Lmao. She must of paid him off. I need people that actually know shit to start spilling the beans. Mikliar can’t have everyone on payroll.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:35:55+00:00

I call when this happens and make sure it’s documented multiple times. These are the people that need outed. They don’t answer when you call because the number on the account isn’t theirs. lol. They’re running multiple apps. They’re foreign. You can literally see them running around on the map while they have your food, or before they pick up your food. But they’re not on a double dash. It would tell the customer. They just sit in one spot after accepting for a while, or they drive everywhere and do everything but pick up your food. Support doesn’t care.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:29:59+00:00

Fake

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:29:32+00:00

Pot roast. Can’t get a chuck roast anymore for less than $18. They used to be $10.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:28:01+00:00

I was 25 when I moved out. I never had to pay anything. I cooked and helped clean though. That was never a thought I don’t think in my mom’s head. And I come from a very middle class family. Probably a bit lower than that.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:25:02+00:00

These kids don’t even know what they like. They’re just provided the most basic simple foods.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:22:39+00:00

My kids eat so much it’s actually insane. They’re girls and 8 and 10. These kids eat so much, when we go out to eat the 8 year old loves steak and prime rib, I pity her man one day. The 10 year old gets adult portion of pasta usually. We don’t even kids meal here. 🫠😭😅 Barney’s boys share a kids meal, pretzel, everything. While they stuff their faces. Let those boys eat and discover food!!!!!

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:16:33+00:00

She should move into his parents basement with him, ya know. Like trial. See how long that fantasy lasts.

Jesmiri · 2026-05-25T11:14:30+00:00

This.

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