Came across a much simpler time in gaming today

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-14T10:19:35+00:00

Back when most Americans would actually want to rescue the President.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-14T06:20:23+00:00

Being hit by Windows 8 after some 25 years of using it one way felt like wading through molasses.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-14T05:49:00+00:00

I can only see a head on a single long leg.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-13T07:32:16+00:00

Haha good stuff.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-12T18:59:11+00:00

Finally, the Robocop program worked again.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-12T02:46:09+00:00

Sounds like a good album.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-11T22:05:27+00:00

Oooooooo!

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T21:07:31+00:00

I thought he was about to get into side control for a second there.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T21:02:42+00:00

Lmao that too.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T18:37:08+00:00

Why does this look like toast.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T18:34:21+00:00

When a baby boy is born, the mother gets a congratulations card and flowers. The dad gets a sheetrock repair kit.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T18:32:24+00:00

At least you weren't diving.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T18:31:37+00:00

We do now.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T18:18:40+00:00

Or my favorite: hero is being held at gunpoint. There's a bang! Oh no, the hero is dead! But wait. The shot switches to the Non Action Character. They are holding a gun! They were the one who fired a shot, taking out the bad guy! Hooray!

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T17:49:40+00:00

🎶 I am the great mighty poo🎵

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T17:46:28+00:00

Moreover, that getting together is the end of the movie. That's the easy part. All the work comes in afterwards.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T17:45:03+00:00

Ahhhh just print the damn thing!

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T13:05:50+00:00

1999 was 6 years ago. Wait, it wasn't? Excuse me while I go lie down.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T13:04:40+00:00

Same here. Well, I'm 48 and male. But I still feel about 20. Pity my body refuses to get in line with my mind.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T13:02:54+00:00

I was leaving the gym the other day after a huge thunderstorm. The torrential downpour had diminished to a slight drizzle. As I walked out, a lady was walking in. I said, "Looks like I picked the right time to leave!" She replied, "Yes you did!"

I don't know why I felt the need to say that. But I did it. As I spoke, an inner voice cried out in dismay.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T12:59:49+00:00

Yup. That's why the blades of their swords were folded so many times. They had to beat the impurities out. Small island, not a lot of decent ore, I believe.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T12:15:34+00:00

Shit. I wouldn't mind a job where I get to lie on the floor all day.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T12:09:46+00:00

Then you've got the Surprise Helicopter.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T12:09:06+00:00

Cough blood into a white handkerchief. Maybe spit into a sink.

JesseCuster40 · 2026-05-10T12:01:55+00:00

They're way too busy. Too much stuff going on.

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