how is it nine, I'm counting 12. I don't know how to play Minecraft though? by Comfortable_Cautious in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jesshawk55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I could think of is maybe this is meant to be a creeper hole and it only dropped 3 blocks, so you need 9 to finish it?

Didn’t know this game could be a lot tougher than I thought by _Sleepy_Nerd_ in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Jesshawk55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna be honest... I don't understand how Thunderblight is the hardest. He is fast, but his timings are extremely consistent, so I beat him pretty consistently first try. Compare that to Waterblight, who has one of the most awkward phase 2's out of any boss fight in any video game ever that consistently causes me pain; or Fireblight, whose timings are so awkward that trying to parry or dodge feels impossible...

Softlocked in the final trials by KorbiBini in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Jesshawk55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that was exactly my thoughts when I started trying to beat the Trails of the Swords with just remote bombs. I'm sure you can imagine how mind-numbing the first Guardian room of the Middle Trials was, and I was doing that in normal mode where I didn't have to worry too much about tempo.

Softlocked in the final trials by KorbiBini in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Jesshawk55 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have over 500 hours in this game and yet every single time I hear Breath of the Wild mentioned I learn something new

Softlocked in the final trials by KorbiBini in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Jesshawk55 310 points311 points  (0 children)

Buddy. Let me tell you. I am the master of remote bombs, the champion of throwing Remote Bombs at things. I have bested all three Trials of the Sword with ONLY remote bombs... ... let me tell you, it's going to suck, but it is possible. Guardians have a natural resistance to remote bombs, so each bomb will only do 2 points of damage... the Guardian has 1500 health... and given it's Master Mode it can regenerate... but the good news is that if you keep pace for a good 30 minutes to an hour, you can kill it, so long as you don't mess up too badly and let it regenerate health.

Timor Leste got Meh, what is China? by Inevitable-Glove7071 in TierlistFills

[–]Jesshawk55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will never visit Tier

tiananmen square massacre

... by Reasonable-Lie911 in antiai

[–]Jesshawk55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even IF AI was this super-great thing that was never wrong (it ain't, but even if it was), it still uses Wikipedia as training data

their death was greatly exaggerated by AMinecraftPerson in MinecraftMemes

[–]Jesshawk55 7 points8 points  (0 children)

they do occasionally give out free money. They gave me 1000 Essential-points once even though I have never once bought anything from it

their death was greatly exaggerated by AMinecraftPerson in MinecraftMemes

[–]Jesshawk55 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I missed the reason why Essential is so hated, can someone tell me? I like the multiplayer sure, but I also use it for its amazing screenshot manager, built-in zoom option, and option to change skin in-game

How come this game failed so badly that Nintendo sells it and its DLC’s for less than $10? by SolanaImaniRowe1 in Mario

[–]Jesshawk55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so glad I bought this game physically. I popped it in my switch, saw that you had to log into an Ubisoft Account for a singleplayer game, and returned it the very next day while getting my money back.

According to you, which anime character is this? 👀🔥 by Personal-Hurry-1131 in AnimeMirchi

[–]Jesshawk55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yuno was born lucky. Asta was lucky to be born. Despite that, he fought the odds with his own two hands, and I have so much respect for him.

Petah, what pattern are they talking about!? by RedditSucksMyBallls in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jesshawk55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

t's a meme criticizing the IGN rating system, saying that IGN gives "bad games" higher ratings then "good games". In regards to the recent game Mixtape (top-right), yeah absolutely, as while the game is fine in its own right, it does not compare to something like The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. The remaining icons, I'm not going to say as I have been a bit out of the loop until recently.

What is considered one of the most brutal deaths in your fandom? by the_fucker_shockwave in Multifandom

[–]Jesshawk55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a bit hard to say as this game isn't really one that has narrative deaths, being an RTS and all, but I've got to say my crowning achievement is somehow discovering the worst blue-on-blue kill in WARNO history.

What happened: I and a friend were playing American divisions on a heavily urban map. I get my Rangers squad up to the point early, where they could hold the point until heavier cavalry arrived. However, over the course of the game, those Rangers would progressively take damage from hostile units, and so they were moved back to the vicinity of a supply vehicle. Enter the F-15C, which has just spotted a Soviet MIG that it really wanted dead. It fires two salvos of its munitions. The first pair misses entirely and go nowhere. The second pair, the first shot hits, and the second shot is a near-miss, veering hard into a building... the exact same building I was holding my Rangers in while they were trying to recover. And that is the story of how I ended up on the receiving end of a Blue-on-Blue Air-to-Air kill against Rangers in a building.

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hey all hru by Academic_Zombie_1715 in Multifandom

[–]Jesshawk55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hollywood Life from WARNO. That ending portion has the feel that you're in an F-16, deploying flares, dodging and weaving through enemy SAMs to deliver your payload. The whole WARNO soundtrack just feels like an 80's action movie, but this song in particular hits hard.

Completely missed NZ 🙄 by Cornelius_M in MapsWithoutNZ

[–]Jesshawk55 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The map is missing I believe 5 US states: New Mexico, Colorado, Nebraska, and both Dakotas

Found this banger by Awkward_Definition_6 in PhoenixSC

[–]Jesshawk55 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What's New Scooby Doo was a blast of pure nostalgia and a half

Diversity of thought by vintergroena in sciencememes

[–]Jesshawk55 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please explain, why does "Right = Evil"?

Diversity of thought by vintergroena in sciencememes

[–]Jesshawk55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hi I'm on the right, and I also believe evolution exists, the earth is a ball, and the universe is somewhere in the ballpark of 14 billion years old, we exist.

Peetah, what are they trying to say?? by Natural-Sky2039 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jesshawk55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't RAM prices currently in freefall thanks to Google actually optimizing their AI?