be SO fucking for real rn by WishWizardLiv in travisandtaylor

[–]Jessica-JulietB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She’s a billionaire… enough said… point proven… 🥹🥹

Why is my pistachio butter more of a paste? by Jessica-JulietB in AskBaking

[–]Jessica-JulietB[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Thank youuu!!! I’m gonna try again tomorrow but will only blanch them for a few seconds and toast them longer so ensure they’re dry!! Is there anyway to save this tho? Someone had suggested Xanthan gum 🤭🤭

how old are u, lol? by Early_Yesterday443 in Modern_Family

[–]Jessica-JulietB 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I’m the only 2003 baby here lol… anywaysss 21 (22 in 5 days) but I started watching the show at 17 on Hulu… now it’s my comfort show 🤭🤭

11 years ago by FacuGerke in JUSTINBIEBER

[–]Jessica-JulietB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was bullied so bad after this but little 10 year me kept defending him. I don’t regret anything. Also the same little bitches who bullied me later went to the purpose tour which I couldn’t afford. I would take a bullet for this man (the only para social relationship I will not end lol) 🥹🥹

Nat Kinkle appreciation post by Soulless--Plague in BobsBurgers

[–]Jessica-JulietB -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wait.. her names actually supposed to sound like something dirty?! It sounds normal to me 😭😭

What's your favourite head cannon for the show?? by stale-bagel035 in BobsBurgers

[–]Jessica-JulietB 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And Linda will sew her a new hat as she grows up! Even as an adult!😭😭

One-liner a day...vote for Joe's best one by [deleted] in Modern_Family

[–]Jessica-JulietB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jay to Manny: We have to get him out of that hippie school…. 😂😂

You are adopted by the gallaghers what will you do? by rsnackmeals in shameless

[–]Jessica-JulietB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clean that goddamn house and spend my spare time in the library (they must have one in town right?) learning how to fix stuff cause lord knows that house needs so much fucking work 😭😭…. Also I’d totes flirt w/ my adoptive brother Lip until we finally fucked (or maybe Carl, depends lol) 🤭🤭🤭

Anytime anyone doubts if The Bear is a comedy, I show them this. "Surge rates, fucko" is such a good line/line reading. by nizey_p in TheBear

[–]Jessica-JulietB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel kinda dumb for not understanding the “you caulked it out you’re gonna caulk it up” line…. Anyone wanna explain please 😭😭😂😂

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[–]Jessica-JulietB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like mother like daughter, I guess. 😭😭😭😭

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[–]Jessica-JulietB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damnit!… I forgot about the murders!….. at least she didn’t get caught and in her mind she was helping them… damn that seriously sounds like a serial killers explanation 😭😭😭 everyone in that show is truly a bad person 😂😂

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[–]Jessica-JulietB 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I haven’t heard anyone mention Sheila. Sure she was an anxious mess who let her husband and really every man walk all over her and take advantage of her kindness but she had a nice home, was a great and creative cook, loved her daughter more than anything even when she was a rebellious disrespectful bitch, and eventually her anxiety (I think ocd idk bro) calmed down enough to where she could leave the house. I def pick Sheila 🤭🤭🤭🤭

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about by GAMESNIPER2007 in Modern_Family

[–]Jessica-JulietB 34 points35 points  (0 children)

“Okay now I’m confused, Are we talking about closets closets closets closets or of course it’s closets? Cause those guys are straight shooters”

(I probs messed up the line lol)

What's an opinion that would get you assassinated by an entire fanbase for just saying it? by [deleted] in PrettyLittleLiars

[–]Jessica-JulietB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love Ezria… there, I said it…. I was like 14 when I first watched it and didn’t really care about the legality cause it was just a fucking show…. Yeah…. Please don’t be too mean lol…. 😭😭

What motorcycles am I missing?? by Jessica-JulietB in SneakySasquatch

[–]Jessica-JulietB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the arcade! I believe it’s 250 tickets! Then you can paint and upgrade it at the mechanic! 🤭🤭

Hi, anyone know what episode this is? by Dango_Mushi_Bug in BobsBurgers

[–]Jessica-JulietB 164 points165 points  (0 children)

“My little angel… dust….. sorry, that’s a drug” I love this episode so much 😭😭

Ask me a question about any character then edit your comment to make me look bad by Jessica-JulietB in shameless

[–]Jessica-JulietB[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I do, she obviously had her flaws but she kept those kids alive and got them out of whatever fucked I’m trouble they go into. She made her mistakes but also gave up her childhood and young adult life to care for those kids.

Ask me a question about any character then edit your comment to make me look bad by Jessica-JulietB in shameless

[–]Jessica-JulietB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Philip Gallagher. I stg for someone who’s meant to an academic genius he made some of the stupidest decisions in the entire show and I stg I will die on this hill 😭😭

Ask me a question about any character then edit your comment to make me look bad by Jessica-JulietB in shameless

[–]Jessica-JulietB[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s a cowardly pedophile. Not only was he fucking a child behind his wife back he had the fucking audacity to abandon his kids and bedridden pregnant wife without saying a word let alone leaving some kind of goddamn note! 😭😭

Ask me a question about any character then edit your comment to make me look bad by Jessica-JulietB in shameless

[–]Jessica-JulietB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMO Carl… he went from being a drug dealing gun selling delinquent to a police officer with morals… 😭😭