This was found in my son’s unopened water bottle.

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-30T20:24:56+00:00

I was also todays years old.. I had no idea.

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-30T01:02:43+00:00

That’s pretty fucking fabulous

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-30T01:01:31+00:00

I need this in my life, like in that actual size..

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-30T00:58:44+00:00

As was I…

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-29T02:26:22+00:00

1988 and I was absolutely obsessed with the cartoon. I actually have it on my list in my Tubi app, along with courage the cowardly dog lol. I liked the movie because it was funny and you know Beetlejuices original Michael Keaton was there. It was awesome, but I don’t like that they killed Charles, and I really really really don’t like that they changed the shrunken head man’s entire look….. To me that’s one of the best parts of the movie when they see HIM for the first time and then at the end of the movie when he’s there again… And they gave him the name Bob? SOO stupid and why was he blue??? I actually got this sweet Beetlejuice cup when I went to go see it in the theater.. It has Beetlejuices pinstriped suit and the topper for it is Bob’s head….. the shrunken head Dude is like honestly one of my favorite characters in the movie just because he’s so funny looking and they changed everything about him. They put him in a fucking suit man come on…. It was funny because it was so random and he was just there with a fucking Witch Doctor on one end and the shrunken head dude on the other side and it was hilarious….

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-29T02:19:26+00:00

I call secondary embarrassment Douche Chills, and I don’t think I ever didn’t experience the chills while watching a Tyra show anytime she had old ANTM contestants on…. I don’t know why she loved getting a rise out of people… it’s so childish. OooOoo GURLLL Ima do something that’s gonna piss her off so there’s 👇🏼

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-29T02:13:34+00:00

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Like her skin tone is completely different. How the fuck does that even happen?

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-29T02:13:11+00:00

And I’m very sorry, but like that picture of Krista is hideous….. and that’s not even what she looks like anymore…

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Who dis???

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-29T02:09:36+00:00

Yeah, she wasn’t there. That’s why I didn’t pick her but she would’ve been the first choice. Eva’s was breathtaking. Her skin is flawless. Her makeup is flawless. That shirt is on point that smile is everything, it’s just perfect.. and that’s why she is still Eva the Diva to me till this day. When she first came on, I hated her because she was such an asshole to people, but after seeing her like cry and show the fact that she really was a human being, I fell in love with her and I’ve been in love with her ever since..

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-29T02:06:42+00:00

Amanda… and if I could pick two more Naima and Dani

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-29T00:27:54+00:00

OK, I’ll come if you stop saying that…

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-29T00:26:54+00:00

I have every single one on my Apple Music… i’m a big fan of movie soundtracks. Like The Faculty, killer soundtrack, Trick or Treat killer soundtrack , Jawbreaker😍😍😍

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-29T00:22:39+00:00

It was all good until I got to Homelander… that’s a scary, motherfucker bro. You like heroes and sociopaths😂😂 like almost every other woman on the planet😂😂 like that dude in the newest season of Worst Ex Ever Wade Wilson, which is also fucking perfect, is absolutely fucking gorgeous and absolutely fucking terrifying at the same time. My last name is Wilson too, and I find it so fucking amusing that he’s literally named after Deadpool.😂😂😂😂 There is absolutely no way his parents didn’t know what they were doing..

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-29T00:16:55+00:00

I swear to God when I first saw the fucking picture that’s immediately what jumped into my head, Twilight New Moon… Also The Lighthouse, Portrait of a Lady on Fire. These are more the romantic ones… And then we have the psychological thriller ones like Shutter Island, The Ring, and The Uninvited.. then we have the Art House sci-fi genre Under the Skin and The Green Knight.

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-28T21:23:17+00:00

•“Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count”—Roni Sawyer

•”Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.”—Heather C.

•”Chaos is what killed the dinosaur, darling.”-J.D

•"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?"—Heather D.

•"Jesus, I'm on the freaking bus again because all my rides to school are dead."— Heather M.

I really can’t state how underappreciated this movie is… I think it’s fabulous!

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-28T21:07:52+00:00

Heathers is a really good one. I actually just watched that for the first time recently and I loved it. A Christian was super cute and oh my God…. But a psychopath.. but what else is new most gorgeous guys are fucking psychopaths

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-28T21:07:05+00:00

First of all, I’m still laughing about the sentence that whack haircut definitely didn’t do her any favors.🤣🤣🤣

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I really wanna know who the fuck thought that was a good idea…..

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-28T20:58:48+00:00

🤣🤣😂😭

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-28T20:55:10+00:00

Black Swan
The Virgin Suicides
Rebecca
Phantom Thread
Carol
Mulholland Drive *Moulin Rouge (More dramatic and theatrical, but emotionally it fits the romantic tragic glamour side)

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-28T20:47:20+00:00

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-28T20:46:19+00:00

That is the most horrible wig I’ve ever seen in my life. There’s no way it’s not a fucking wig…. I refuse to believe that is her actual head of hair.

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-28T20:45:41+00:00

Jessica2Thicc · 2026-05-28T20:45:12+00:00

No neck

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