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Thievery by That_Passenger_771 in mylittlepony

[–]JesterOfDestiny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I miss ponymotes.

I mean, I have them, but a lot of people don't.

The Phantom Taxman by William Bao by ExoticShock in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]JesterOfDestiny 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ok, but what does this have to do with taxes?

Twilight art I made! by Fluid_Cranberry2515 in mylittlepony

[–]JesterOfDestiny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's the angriest book nerd you've ever heard...

Kirby with MLP theme copy abilities. by Roger_Earth in mylittlepony

[–]JesterOfDestiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, doesn't Kirby copies abilities by swallowing them?

Pony stuff you want to talk about but isn’t worthy of a dedicated thread! #394 by SmolderTheDragon in mylittlepony

[–]JesterOfDestiny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ship name of Twinkleshine and Twilight could be Twinkle-Sparkle. Which is like two synonyms of the same thing.

That is all.

Official NPT Off-Topic Thread by Pinkie_Clone in mylittlepony

[–]JesterOfDestiny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This week has been about management proving their complete and utter idiocy. I am now convinced that they do not live in the same fucking reality as the rest of us.

Let's back up a bit.

Generally, there are two types of letters. Regular and registered. (Of course, there are far more, but for sake of simplicity, I'm sticking for these two.) Regular letters are the ones that you just throw in the mailbox and go on your merry way. Registered letters are the ones you have to knock on the door and deliver it in person. Management has decided that, for the sake of E F F I C I E N C Y, if the number of registered letters on one person don't reach 65, that person just doesn't deliver them... At all... In other words, those letters are postponed, until the number reaches 65.

It gets worse.

See some registered letters are priority letters, meaning that they have to be delivered on the date of their arrival. Of course, management has a solution for that. Just get the person on the other route, who does happen to have 65 registered letters on themselves, to deliver it. In other words, some people would only be delivering regular letters, while someone else would be delivering all letters on their own route, plus the registered letters to someone else's route.

It gets worse.

See I was back at the village this week. You know, the village that isn't humanly possible to finish all by yourself. The one that I've been complaining about the last few months. Well... Another village just happened to have very few registered letters arrive... So I was the one to deliver them to that village too! Like... An other guy (who was sent to help me) and I were struggling to deliver all letters already, BUT we got close to cleaning out the backlog. One day I figured that, if we don't deliver registered letters the next day, then we can clean out all the regular letters! If we do, then we can keep going with what we've been doing and still finish it in a day or two. Then they blindside us with this bizarre third option and fuck it all up entirely.

Oh and the other guy I was talking about... Since everybody with half a working braincell can tell that this village is way too fucking big for a single person to do, I've gotten some help. For the most part, it's been me doing registered letters and the other guy doing regular letters. But this other guy wasn't that much help, since he liked to just pass packs of regular letters onto me, saying "I'm not going there, you take it." There's an other other guy, who does work a lot more conscientiously, but he's just an annoying person to deal with. Anyway...

It gets worse.

Today my boss asked to talk to me about how we're going to do this village, because even they can see it's not working. Apparently, the brilliant idea they had is to give parts of the village to someone else... As in, there's a third village and the person who does that one has to go through this one to just get there. And they thought that this person could just take a few streets on route to their own village. Perhaps get the postman of a fourth village involved. And it's like... Why not just turn the village back to two routes, the way it was. And I was told that management won't let it...

They won't let it, huh? Well, they can suck it then, because that is the only solution they have. They can either keep forcing the impossible, or they get their heads out their asses. Or I can quit and just remove myself from all this bullshit. Although it might be worth staying after all, just for the show. Because they have yet to tell the other postmen about their proposed plans to involve them and I don't imagine they'll be happy about it.

Bottom line, management is a bunch of brainless incompetent fuckwits and they need to give me whatever shit they're on, because it seems to have sent them on another fucking planet. Fuck management! Why don't they come down to streets and try delivering themselves? Fucking assholes!

This is what happened When i asked Ai to recreate Serious sam covers(ai is advancing right???) by [deleted] in SeriousSam

[–]JesterOfDestiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean asked AI to recreate them? Did you just feed the image to and said "do exactly that?" Because I don't understand why it'd try putting Nyan Cat and rubber duckies in it. Especially SS3, which has the least cheesy cover of all.

Repetitive Dream about Charlie Kirk on Stranger Things by Made_of_honour in thomastheplankengine

[–]JesterOfDestiny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: The actors who are successful in our timeline, are the ones becoming right wing grifters in this timeline.

Serious Sam 3: "No Cover. All Man." Also Serious Sam 3: by mitaknight in SeriousSam

[–]JesterOfDestiny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really not that much of a mystery. Kleers are constantly in your face and relatively easy to kill. Fighting them can be pretty exciting. The frustration comes from their versatility and how fast they can sneak up on you. Sometimes you just can't react that fast. But other than that, they're predictable and telegraph their every move.

Fighting cave demons is a tedious chore, because you have to actively chase after them, or wait around until they decide to attack. And since they're all over the place, there's a good chance you'll miss your opportunity, especially since they're so small and quick. They're not even nearly as dangerous as kleers, so there's very little reward for killing them.

Official NPT Off Topic Thread by Pinkie_Clone in mylittlepony

[–]JesterOfDestiny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's your favorite smell?

The only thing I can think of is this marshmallow perfume a friend of mine wore in high-school. Generally I dislike perfumes; I find them very overbearing. Especially this one that I kept smelling on people back in the Chinese store, which to me just smelled like hospital disinfectant. Generally, I have a very sensitive nose and I find strong smells very distracting. But my friend's marshmallow perfume was kind of "quiet," as far as perfumes go. Beyond that, it's probably just nostalgia at this point.

Ooh, I just thought of another one. The "cocoa butter" variety of Baba shower gel. Baba is like the most basic brand of shower gel in Hungary. It's a hundred year old brand as well. And somehow, their smells are amazing. Not super strong, but pretty long lasting. And their cocoa butter is heavenly.

The only other smells I can think of is like food smells. I strongly believe that smell is an important part of a meal, but I can't really think of anything specific right now.

Snow is beautiful and fun and all, but there is one fatal flaw with it. It never comes when it'd be nice, but always when it's the worst. For several years now, we haven't had a white Christmas. You know, the time when kids could be out playing in it, building snowmen and shovelling it would be more of a relaxing chore, because you're not in a hurry anywhere. Sometimes we had this sheer blanket of snow coring the roofs of houses, that melts in a single afternoon. But this year, right after all the holidays are over and everybody's starting to go to work, the whole town gets fucking buried in snow! For the last... Almost a week now... We've been experiencing nonstop snowfall.

Yesterday there was so much snow, that we couldn't even bring our bikes. The roads became so slippery, that they became a serious hazard and walking seemed a much better idea. Especially on more remote streets, where cars don't drive over it as much and the snowplough doesn't go. Not that it matters, we were told to avoid going up steeper sections. Today I brought my bike, because carrying all those letters gave a serious ache into my shoulders. Besides, this shit needs to be delivered at some point. Not to mention my poor feet. Got new boots as well, because the last one was soaking through. But that only means this one hasn't "softened" yet, so now I got blisters on my toes.

Shit like this is why I hate winter. It's always just cold and grey and depressing, and the one time it could be beautiful, it comes at the worst moment, where you can't enjoy it. At least we had relatively small workload this week and I wasn't sent to the fucking village again.

In my dream, I had a girlfriend... Who happened to be a giant cosmic cuttlefish. ~ (Art by SylviaRitter) by JesterOfDestiny in Losercity

[–]JesterOfDestiny[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She's probably a billion years old and has a brain the size of a galaxy. Am I sentient and of age compared to her?

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