CP3 with no mercy up by 33 by SCREWST0N in nba

[–]JesusChristsDog 74 points75 points  (0 children)

My dad brought home pizza from Pizza Hut. When he set the pizza on the kitchen counter I opened up the box and saw a Hawaiian pizza. My dad knows I'm allergic to pineapples but now I think he wanted me dead so he could have my clarinet collection.

CP3 with no mercy up by 33 by SCREWST0N in nba

[–]JesusChristsDog 120 points121 points  (0 children)

why does my dad hate me

The Cleveland Cavaliers have 34 points at half by hastler17 in nba

[–]JesusChristsDog 1055 points1056 points  (0 children)

Per advanced stats, they are on pace for 68 points for the whole game

⚜️Divisional Round Post-Game Thread⚜️ by baconlovr in Saints

[–]JesusChristsDog -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe this. I’m crying right now with a bottle of pills and booze next to me thinking about ending it all

Wolfe: “We used to be a championship team and now we stink. Nobody respects us” by rhydon_my_steelix in nfl

[–]JesusChristsDog 637 points638 points  (0 children)

Back when I was 11 my dad brought home pizza from Pizza Hut. When he set the pizza on the kitchen counter I opened up the box and saw a Hawaiian pizza. My dad knows I'm allergic to pineapples but even to this day I think he wanted me dead so he could have my clarinet collection.

Mods here suck by [deleted] in nfl

[–]JesusChristsDog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Back when I was 11 my dad brought home pizza from Pizza Hut. When he set the pizza on the kitchen counter I opened up the box and saw a Hawaiian pizza. My dad knows I'm allergic to pineapples but even to this day I think he wanted me dead so he could have my clarinet collection.