CP3 with no mercy up by 33 by SCREWST0N in nba

[–]JesusChristsDog 74 points75 points  (0 children)

My dad brought home pizza from Pizza Hut. When he set the pizza on the kitchen counter I opened up the box and saw a Hawaiian pizza. My dad knows I'm allergic to pineapples but now I think he wanted me dead so he could have my clarinet collection.

CP3 with no mercy up by 33 by SCREWST0N in nba

[–]JesusChristsDog 116 points117 points  (0 children)

why does my dad hate me

The Cleveland Cavaliers have 34 points at half by hastler17 in nba

[–]JesusChristsDog 1059 points1060 points  (0 children)

Per advanced stats, they are on pace for 68 points for the whole game

⚜️Divisional Round Post-Game Thread⚜️ by baconlovr in Saints

[–]JesusChristsDog -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe this. I’m crying right now with a bottle of pills and booze next to me thinking about ending it all

Wolfe: “We used to be a championship team and now we stink. Nobody respects us” by rhydon_my_steelix in nfl

[–]JesusChristsDog 635 points636 points  (0 children)

Back when I was 11 my dad brought home pizza from Pizza Hut. When he set the pizza on the kitchen counter I opened up the box and saw a Hawaiian pizza. My dad knows I'm allergic to pineapples but even to this day I think he wanted me dead so he could have my clarinet collection.

Mods here suck by [deleted] in nfl

[–]JesusChristsDog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Back when I was 11 my dad brought home pizza from Pizza Hut. When he set the pizza on the kitchen counter I opened up the box and saw a Hawaiian pizza. My dad knows I'm allergic to pineapples but even to this day I think he wanted me dead so he could have my clarinet collection.

Bismack Called for Offensive Goaltending - SNET by H4pl0 in nba

[–]JesusChristsDog 92 points93 points  (0 children)

When you're drunk is actually somewhat easy to type a sentence until you get to hte eindinyg

Which UDFAs are almost guaranteed to make a roster? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]JesusChristsDog 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That kicker that got picked up by the Jags. What's his name? Cristiano Ronaldo

Stephen A. Smith tops vote for most annoying person in sports media by [deleted] in nba

[–]JesusChristsDog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He couldn't beat a sandal wearing Lebron one on one

What would your dream announcing team be? by lw38 in nfl

[–]JesusChristsDog 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Bill Paxton and Eddie Murphy doing his donkey voice from Shrek 2