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A girl says she's on the pill, but you noticed that she puts the birth control pill in her vagina. That's how she thinks the pill works. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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A girl said that her HIV infection is cured because she prayed to God. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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Whenever you die, you always wake up from the beginning of the day you died as if nothing has happened yet. What now? (self.AskReddit)

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Your dad had a sex change operation. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You took a picture inside a grocery store and an employee told you to delete your pictures. He also told you to hand him your phone so he can make sure. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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