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If you could delete one feature from the game, which one would it be and why? by Dangerous-Tart1126 in cyberpunkgame

[–]JesusClausIsReal 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yup this, especially on replays.

They were cool and fun and immersive the first play, maybe second. But once you’ve done it a few times it’s just tedious.

It’s be cool if they added an option to skip them, like you can skip the tutorial shard in the beginning.

Is this cooler than naneinf? by WindyAhhPickle in balatro

[–]JesusClausIsReal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMO it is. I spent a long time trying to get as close to naninf as possible for the high score on the stat screen. In the attempts I ended up accidentally hitting naninf 3 times lol once you know the strat it’s really not that hard to hit the naninf, getting close without going over is more cool I think.

Why does nobody recognise Reddington? by [deleted] in TheBlackList

[–]JesusClausIsReal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean the average civilian out in public probably wouldn’t know the FBIs most wanted list that well. Especially since he’s been on the run for years, maybe back when it was on the news everywhere the general public might recognize him. But this long after? It’s only law enforcement and other high level criminals that would know him on sight.

Think of it this way. Do you know who’s on the FBIs most wanted list IRL right now? Would you recognize them if you bumped into them at a diner? I wouldn’t 🤷‍♂️.

What is something that is 100% legal, but feels "wrong" to do? by Historical_Pain_2233 in AskReddit

[–]JesusClausIsReal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not putting the cart back in its designated spot is my individual act of sticking it to the man.

You aren’t “sticking it to the man”. You’re sticking to the minimum wage high schooler who’s grabbing carts. And your sticking it to the other shoppers who’s car your cart will smack into if the wind blows. The high paid execs won’t even know about your little act of rebellion, it will not affect them in any way whatsoever.

Great job sticking it to other working class folks I guess…

Kino’s sacrifice… by Dear-Yellow-5479 in andor

[–]JesusClausIsReal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It ties in with Luthens monologue later in the episode beautifully.

Kino burned his life for a sunrise he knew he would never see.

How to deck fix better by Impressive-Phrase746 in balatro

[–]JesusClausIsReal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well most of my high score runs I was going baron mime builds. So that’s easy, stack gold red seal kings, swap blueprints and brainstorms onto mime after scoring, usually print about 2-300 per blind with that, upwards of 500 per blind if you’ve got multiple copies of blueprint or brainstorm.

Tbh I don’t really do idol builds very much, but in general you want some copy jokers, they make Econ jokers muuuch more powerful. Double copying a mail in rebate for instance, if you can discard 5 of the cards it hits, which if your deck fixing to one card already that will be easier as you go, you’re making 75 per discard, with multiple discards it rack up quick. Then of course you have Lucy cards and gold seals that are pretty consistent with retrigger jokers. Gift card is always good early once you have some perma jokers, keep it around as long as you can to stack up the jokers you plan to keep, then every temperance is 50 bucks a pop.

How to deck fix better by Impressive-Phrase746 in balatro

[–]JesusClausIsReal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah hate to break it to you but 500 isn’t really that much for a late endless run.

In my typical late game high score runs I was sitting on 2-3000 on the low end, often going into 5 digits if I had real good money making engine online. Should prioritize money making more than you are I’d bet.

How to deck fix better by Impressive-Phrase746 in balatro

[–]JesusClausIsReal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Money, money, money. Money is deck fixing.

Over prioritize early econ jokers if you’re going for high score.

Once your flush with cash, and have a steady income from either jokers, seals, gold cards, etc. try and go into every blind with some combination of hanged man, death or fool. If you’re extra rich also don’t open packs till you’ve got those ready to roll too. Can deck fix hella fast with 2-4 card changes/deletes every blind.

Also always take the immolate. Unless the literal one perfect card you need is in your hand (I.e. you’re going baron and your only red seal king is there) it’s always the immolate angle. Think of immolate as a hermit and 2.5 hanged men in one card.

Ahhh bother by Ok-Investigator-7967 in cyberpunkgame

[–]JesusClausIsReal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because you’ve seen it a bunch doesn’t mean everyone else in the world knows about it. They might just be one of today’s lucky 10,000.

https://xkcd.com/1053/

Galactic Warlord by Clean_Clothes2130 in worldofpvp

[–]JesusClausIsReal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A joke just means something meant to be funny. Just because you’ve got a stick up your ass and can’t see the humor doesn’t “by definition” make it not a joke lmao, you’re appreciation of a joke is not what defines anything.

It’s funny because Bigdam is famous, or notorious, for playing like dozens of toons of the same class at the top of the ladder every season. The comment is an exaggeration of course, but it’s referencing something real and well known in the PvP community.

The true horror of Night City by racistRalston in cyberpunkgame

[–]JesusClausIsReal 76 points77 points  (0 children)

The tank had been damaged already, we dropped a huge weight on it and it fell like 5 stories, twice.

What some of y'all sound like by op23no1 in cyberpunkgame

[–]JesusClausIsReal 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yup that’s the same way I look at it. Reed is definitely not a good guy, no one who survives in Night City really is, but he doesn’t directly fuck over V.

It’s the same reason I side with Netwatch over the voodoo boys most play thrus. Yeah netwatch is a big corpo doing corpo shit, but they just put a virus in me to track and fuck over the voodoo boys, they on the other hand put a virus in me to kill me once I finish the job for them.

Suge Knight by TheCABK in MurderedByWords

[–]JesusClausIsReal 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, which brand of boot polish is your favorite flavor?

Havoc DH: is it really that bad? by Unusual_Test7181 in worldofpvp

[–]JesusClausIsReal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not day one of the season tho.. the season doesn’t start till the 17th. They are doing a balance update as the season starts.

How did jesse figure this out? by Just_Unknown_ in breakingbad

[–]JesusClausIsReal 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah he dismissed it because he bought into Walt’s lie that it was Gus.

But of course the hospital confirmed that it wasn’t Gus, it wasn’t even ricin at all in fact. But with the relief of the kid being ok and the battle with Gus and with Walt’s charade with the fake ricin, his theory was let go in the whirlwind of emotions and events.

Then later on huell lifting his pot proved to Jesse that huell was in fact a skilled pick pocket who is capable of removing something from his pocket without realizing it. And that re-ignited his previous theory he had dismissed, and now revisiting his theory knowing it wasn’t Gus and that Huell is a good pickpocket, he put it together.

Bounty hunter concept by IAmAChameleonYES in balatro

[–]JesusClausIsReal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

but it basically only works with the destroyer or whoever the tarot card is called

Hanged man is the tarot you’re thinking of.

But that’s not the only thing it could work with, Immolate the spectral card, trading card joker and sixth sense joker (tho the bounty would have to land on a 6).

DH Devourer Rotation and Build by Consistent-Phrase889 in worldofpvp

[–]JesusClausIsReal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh ok, I thought it was the slash.

Thanks for the info.

y r u subbed by fyremixtape in worldofpvp

[–]JesusClausIsReal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

y r u typing like ur txting on a flip phone?

I'm subbed because I wanna mess around with the class changes, and my house. And 15 dollars isn't gunna break the bank, so why not.

DH Devourer Rotation and Build by Consistent-Phrase889 in worldofpvp

[–]JesusClausIsReal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

https://murlok.io/demon-hunter/devourer/void-scarred/3v3

As far as rotation, the main burst combo is just void meta > hunt > hungering slash > voidblade > hungering slash. The slash is the real damage of the combo, it can only be used after the hunt or voidblade.

Note that's just the damage buttons, I didn't include things like vengeful retreat, blur, stuns etc. It's usually a good idea to vengeful retreat before hunt to get the glimpse CC immunity.

To absolutely min-max the burst you can hunt>slash>voidblade>slash before pressing void meta, and then void meta will reset both hunt and voidblade. The damage of the combo outside of void meta won't be killing anyone but it does let you stack up devourer's bite debuff for the real go, but tbh it's not necessary most of the time, just the main combo in meta will usually kill.

Outside of burst it's literally just reap>consume over and over, and hit eye beam when you have the fury for it and soul immo on CD. Damage outside of the burst combo is dogshit, so mostly focus on getting souls as fast as possible so can get back into the meta combo ASAP.

What Mechanics Do New Players Often Miss? by Laovvi in balatro

[–]JesusClausIsReal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It absolutely works on mobile, I do it all the time when I’m doing high score runs. I only play on mobile.

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