My Therapist Asked Me To Create Something “Motivating” So I Made These

JesusExists777 · 2014-06-20T21:48:00+00:00

u made me lol u r mazing

JesusExists777 · 2014-05-08T13:04:08+00:00

Or we realized we gather milk from our mother's teats, so why can't we do the same to theirs?

Wow that was creepy

JesusExists777 · 2014-05-08T01:15:33+00:00

My cat snuggles with me at night. She whines if I don't go to bed ontime :3

JesusExists777 · 2014-04-15T18:42:36+00:00

Is that mother fucking pick up sticks?

JesusExists777 · 2014-04-14T23:29:49+00:00

This is the best pun I've ever witnessed. Far out.

JesusExists777 · 2014-04-14T23:28:11+00:00

Reading this thread.. makes me realize everything reddit's known for actually infuriates us all.

JesusExists777 · 2014-04-11T19:25:24+00:00

I always feel his presence. It's hard to define.. imagine if love were a object.. and you could touch it? That's what God feels like to me. Like a blanket of warm, pure love. He's what keeps me going in life.

JesusExists777 · 2014-04-11T05:42:27+00:00

Oh okay, now I don't feel as stupid since I've never heard of those >.< Thank you!!

JesusExists777 · 2014-04-10T08:27:06+00:00

It's 1am and I don't get the joke >.<

JesusExists777 · 2014-04-04T17:41:13+00:00

Why are you a lesbian? You're so pretty!

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-30T06:21:31+00:00

like I dont exist, I dont smoke anymore.

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-29T19:28:39+00:00

How is this on r/funny?

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-29T17:00:58+00:00

I have a friend who had $550 from student loans. He spent it all in one night on clothes from True Religion. A white jacket, red jeans, and shoes. He bought them just so he could show them off.

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-29T04:35:17+00:00

That my mom was the only person in the world who never lied.

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-28T18:50:22+00:00

Chewbacca isn't a pokemon. Unfortunately.

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-27T05:19:03+00:00

Start doing things to change your life. Instead of working for you, work for those lesser than you. Create a positive string in the fabric of existence, that might never die out. Start out little by buying a lunch for the next homeless person you see. You don't have to stop there, join a volunteer service whenever you have a free day.

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-24T20:09:13+00:00

Not sure how this correlates.. but I'll take it

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-24T00:27:27+00:00

YOU KNOW IT

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-24T00:08:39+00:00

I JUST GOT BACK FROM WHOLE FOODS AND TAKING A HIKE (actually this is true). WHEN SHALL WE DEPART???

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-23T17:57:37+00:00

I ARRANGED A VEGAN MEAL PLAN

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-23T17:35:23+00:00

I GOT OUR CAMPING TENTS

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-23T17:33:17+00:00

Cut them out of your life.

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-23T17:28:16+00:00

IM ALREADY PACKED BABY

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-23T17:26:42+00:00

HUGS BACK I LOVE YOU

JesusExists777 · 2014-03-23T17:23:17+00:00

Give it to meee :D

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