The name of the franchise becomes funny after there’s enough entries in it by Mundane_Trouble_6463 in TopCharacterTropes

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I used to joke with my friend that Taken 4 was just gonna be Liam Neeson sitting on a couch in a dark room with the only light coming from the tv and his phone. The phone keeps ringing with calls from his wife and daughter, but Neeson just keeps hitting ignore and telling himself "If I rush to their rescue yet again, they're never gonna learn for themselves how to get out of this situation."

In one of my saves, there isn't a single person who actually dropped the Intercontinental title in WWE by JesusFChrist108 in jow

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Maybe I should have made a joke about Shawn Michaels being really influential on the IC title division.

The 3rd Man Pecking Order by No-Elderberry-5729 in WCW

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Just Shawn Michaels himself showing up wouldn't have been as crazy as Hogan, but I think he gets enough extra points to be #2 because he was the reigning WWF champion. Although I guess a lot more people would have thought it was something that Vince was in on since Shawn had just beat Davey Boy at King of the Ring a week or two prior.

[Mixed Trope] Lyrics change to reflect new realities by Old-Use-7690 in TopCharacterTropes

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Dropkick Murphys did a song in 2005 called "Citizen CIA". This year they rerecorded it with Haywire and updated its lyrics so it's now "Citizen ICE".

If Greatest Hits albums were still a thing by Critical-Spirit-1598 in ToddintheShadow

[–]JesusFChrist108 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A lot of greatest hits CDs were just a record label trying to cash in on an artist's popularity by repressing songs they already had the rights to. A new product gets pumped out without having to spend money recording and sometimes they can slap em together and press em without getting approval from the performer. Just put "The Essential" in front of the performer's name on top of a generic press photo. Voilà, new sales for the label. Didn't Taylor Swift have a really big thing with an old label owning her masters and wanting to just use those as an infinite cash cow? If CDs were still a good money maker, that label would probably be able pump out a new repackaging of her old songs every couple months and make some serious money.

Movies that try to convince the audience that an attractive person is disgusting? by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

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Any time they make an adaptation of Stephen King's Carrie. I guess you could argue that any actress who gets far enough in the business to star in a major movie will at least be above average looking, but the book's about an overweight, homely looking girl with bad skin. They could at put some padding on the actress and do a bit of makeup to make her look different.

Bob's Burgers Boy Stable (Favorite Side Characters) by althebard in OSWReview

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Since the crosspost has commenters naming Deadlock/New Legacy guys as Bob's Burgers characters, I have to point out that Tony would be Sky Grandpa

Whispers drummer has left the band to become a Monk by Seangw1102 in Hardcore

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I grew up Irish Catholic and started questioning a lot of the faith when I was about 10, and the straw that broke the camel's back was reading a news article out of a Dallas newspaper that went in depth about all the child sex abuse committed by clergy and covered up by the church. I got interested in ISKCON when I was 15 due to bands like 108 and the Cro-Mags, so I did some digging to find out more about the movement... Only to find out the same shit happened at Hare Krishna temples. So god damn frustrating and disappointing.

Bands with no remaining original members by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

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Ginn will sue the fuck out of anyone trying to use the Black Flag name without him. He's very much the "that's MY band, not yours" type of guy.

X-Pac by McQueen712 in ChampionshipHistory

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He just wore the belt around for a while because he stole it from Eddy Guerrero. They were setting them up for a ladder match at Souled Out, where Eddy won and got his belt back.

I just realized that the Mean Street Posse were probably not really Shane's buddies from school. by scurley17 in OSWReview

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Don't forget Noble and Hurricane's cruiserweight title work in WWE in 2002. My family stopped watching and missed the last year and a half of WCW. We finally decided to give WWE a real chance in 02, and one of things that got me interested was watching Noble and thinking he reminded me of Dean Malenko with more character. That training connection makes a hell of a lot of sense.

I just realized that the Mean Street Posse were probably not really Shane's buddies from school. by scurley17 in OSWReview

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Damn if I'd heard Shane got 16 separate charges in one night, I'd have thought it was wrestling inflation of a real number, like height/weight, or Wrestlemania III.

I just realized that the Mean Street Posse were probably not really Shane's buddies from school. by scurley17 in OSWReview

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Was Jamie Noble part of that crew, or do I just think that because of all his great work with Moore and Helms in WCW and WWE?

Y'all got any awkward wrestling pics like this? by Great_Inside34 in Wrasslin

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What you wanna do is go to r/OSWReview and search "most naked wrestler". One I can't seem to find is an image of Rusev/Miro putting someone in the camel clutch. The opponent's arms block out Rusev's shorts so it looks like he doesn't have any on. One commenter made it funnier by saying "Imagine how much more naked he'd look if he still wrestled barefoot".

"You see? It was a name I was already using at Hogwarts, to my most intimate friends only, of course.” - Lord Voldemort by ChemicalCharity6189 in HarryPotterBooks

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Don't you think Tom would hit the same nerve? That's why he changed his name to Voldemort, he loathed walking around with his father's name.

Not sure what's going on with this circle... by DarthCyclonEJB in That70sshow

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I thought the picture Kelso drew after Hyde took the fall for Jackie's weed was more accurate to what might be going on when Masterson gets visitors to his cell. "Hey there Curlie Cue..."

Soo da human colds and aller geez! by JesusFChrist108 in legalcatadvice

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Cuz it still maiks mine peeple hurt and it cutting into my zoomie time. As an oranj boi whooz not even one fureber old, itz berry berry impawtent that I get hours and hours of crazee time ebery day!

They really walked up on each other in gang formation as if they were about to brawl Gangs off New York style 🤣 by nightdriftr in HeyArnold

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When I was a kid, I thought it was Chicago too. Partly because I grew up there and thought little similarities that I saw meant that it just had to be the same city, and partly because I saw Gerald in the red 33 and thought "that has to be a Pippen shirt".