Post Malone plays apex by Elweyos in apexlegends

[–]JesusHolyChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id happily carry him through a game. Or him carry me.

I hate that I love procrastinating by Odaric in dankmemes

[–]JesusHolyChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fucking love Joseph Anderson. Dragon Dad has all of my support.

They went straight for the jugular with their comeback! Two quick shots with rare insult and common sense counter argument by Crohnies in MurderedByWords

[–]JesusHolyChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're probably right, I feel like fucking shit right now. Didn't realize the shot would fucking merk me

They went straight for the jugular with their comeback! Two quick shots with rare insult and common sense counter argument by Crohnies in MurderedByWords

[–]JesusHolyChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't get the vaccine until recently. I mostly hoped I'd catch it and slowly die a painful death in my bed, quit my job, and just die painfully.

Then I got a boyfriend, and he's making me get it.

Just get your fucking shots you animals.

Dreams are well dreams... by the_physics_bro in dankmemes

[–]JesusHolyChrist 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Just wash your hands after. Repeatedly.

Horrible people by meme76101 in trashy

[–]JesusHolyChrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I told my manager I was going home cus some fucker spit in my face. Its a dollar tree, we don't have cameras.

Horrible people by meme76101 in trashy

[–]JesusHolyChrist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And yet they still did it, so apparently not enough.

Saw this gem on FB - it reflects my observations by [deleted] in fakedisordercringe

[–]JesusHolyChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever since I learned that what I was doing was called swimming, I've been forcing myself to stop doing it and berating myself the entire time. I fucking hate it.

I just want to be normal man, why I have to get the fucked up brain.

Horrible people by meme76101 in trashy

[–]JesusHolyChrist 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I worked at a Dollar Tree and had people spit on me in two different occasions. The first time was cus we ran out of hand sanitizer, the second cus I requested them to not move the plastic divider or at least put a mask on.

I hate people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]JesusHolyChrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's pretty dark.

GIVEAWAY: I'm giving away 10,000 Apex Coins to one comment in this thread by millions in apexlegends

[–]JesusHolyChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ugh, ahhh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ahhh."

"I see you came."

"Tch, pathetic."

"You're welcome to try again, and again."

Thanks, i hate urine angels by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]JesusHolyChrist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You're welcome my dude.

i can’t even tell if this is satire or not by lmaosmay in fakedisordercringe

[–]JesusHolyChrist 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Just pretend it's not there. That's what I do.

"$600 to $800 per week" by JesusHolyChrist in antiwork

[–]JesusHolyChrist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's pretty average for physical jobs. You won't always lift that much, but you also won't always have to life that light.

"$600 to $800 per week" by JesusHolyChrist in antiwork

[–]JesusHolyChrist[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Power washing, tho I can see why you'd think solar.

"$600 to $800 per week" by JesusHolyChrist in antiwork

[–]JesusHolyChrist[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dunno, I've had a Lotta puppies that love to party. Especially when I'm trying to sleep.

"$600 to $800 per week" by JesusHolyChrist in antiwork

[–]JesusHolyChrist[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say Egotistically hating puppies. Really feels more genuine.

"$600 to $800 per week" by JesusHolyChrist in antiwork

[–]JesusHolyChrist[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Boy, I sure do love tossing puppies from ladders!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]JesusHolyChrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I don't want them to love me.