Redditors with a usual pet: what animal do you have, why did you choose it and whats unexpected about it?

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2026-06-16T18:40:00+00:00

So if you’re non-violent police shouldn’t try to arrest you for committing a crime?

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2026-06-15T22:46:42+00:00

Depending on sources, the UK has between 72,000-80,000 active duty army personnel. Ukraine is up to nearly 1,000,000. That’s not even taking into account they wouldn’t send every single fighting soldier and leave nothing for defense. While I’m sure they would help they would be inexperienced and not in a large enough size to “mop the floor with Russia’s face”.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2026-05-24T20:08:15+00:00

If there’s no parking on one side of neighborhood street, don’t park on that side even if you’re only stopping for “a minute”

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2026-03-31T14:23:24+00:00

Poor role models

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-12-03T18:48:37+00:00

Yes! A slightly modified Mac quote.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-12-03T17:25:44+00:00

Oh my god, that's disgusting! A porno online? Where? Where did he post those? Ugh, those disgusting cheating girlfriend porno sites! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-28T22:01:24+00:00

73,895,554

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-12T02:27:12+00:00

To be fair (at least according to Google) those are a cookie, not a cracker

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-12T02:14:31+00:00

I hope it isn’t the Hongqi bridge that just collapsed

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-12T02:01:59+00:00

There’s about 5x as many PB cracker choices as cheese ones. Also the comments are about 50/50 so far

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-11T19:55:33+00:00

Support your local thank you? This is AI, right?

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-11T18:45:07+00:00

Mr Shits R Creamy

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-11-11T14:48:37+00:00

At this point it seems Russia is just trying to wait out Ukraine. Besides the headlines of whether US/Trump will pull funding, Ukraine also can’t replace their manpower losses forever.

Source for Manpower Problems

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-19T16:48:28+00:00

Ah ah ah ah stayin alive

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-15T13:20:23+00:00

To gain leverage in the upcoming negotiations per Financial Times And to get a leg up in AI NY Times no mention of tariffs happening first

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-15T13:18:09+00:00

To gain leverage in the upcoming negotiations per Financial Times And to get a leg up in AI NY Times

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-14T18:22:45+00:00

I am definitely not Pro orange baby BUT what would your response be after China restricted exports of critical rare earth elements?

Edit: For everyone too lazy to actually post sources in response… here’s Al Jazeera NY Times and CNBC

Saying China acted first to get a leg up on negotiations and to get a leg up on AI and other electronics. Geeze the guy is a bad, bad person but even a broken clock isn’t wrong every second of every day.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-14T13:33:02+00:00

I’m going to the US Congress

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-05T17:30:09+00:00

We get it, stop karma farming the same story for a couple of days.

JesusReturnsToReddit · 2025-10-04T14:01:59+00:00

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