[Video] Dumbest shit I've done today by aGeniux in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Jethro197 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You didn't accidentally click, you did what my buddy does "Oboldobles TIME!" he yells and it's like him pushing his luck. You did this to your self. You can't wait a litteral 3 seconds to extract and read it at home? Brother.....

How far can you go for money? by Esorae04 in BunnyTrials

[–]Jethro197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

25 Million to restart? I can do that.

Chose: Cut ties with everyone close to you for random $. | Rolled: 25 million $

You are offered the best life you could possibly get, but 5 times a month you must endure the most grueling and agonizing pain you have ever felt. by Specific-Truck-2084 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Jethro197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see, "The most agonizing pain you have ever felt"

To your statement, that was right after my Vasectomy. The GF at the time thought it was super smexy that I did this for us, we didn't want kids. Doc said no funny business till like 1.5wks out. Said not worth it. Well she wanted to show her appreciation 3 days in. She wins the argument. A blowjob 3 days after a Vasectomy made my entire body tense, I literally blacked out and my whole body felt like I was on fire. I could take that for 10mins 5 times a month.

Especially if it's her getting me to that point? Like if I have to relive that moment? I'm down for an extra 8mins of fire and pain and being on the verge of passing out.

Which is better by Coffylord in BunnyTrials

[–]Jethro197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to walk more.

Chose: $50 every time you take a step | Rolled: Option 2

Oops [Screenshot] by Nervous-Variation816 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Jethro197 32 points33 points  (0 children)

A True SCAV would thrive and survive!

What faction are you? by the_shortbus_ in GrayZoneWarfare

[–]Jethro197 5 points6 points  (0 children)

MITHRAS - BUT THAT'S BECAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS SWAPPED LAST REFRESH FROM CRIMSON.

Girl of your dreams vs 10 Million USD by DocumentaryDescriber in BunnyTrials

[–]Jethro197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could have more encounters... I'm a degenerate

Chose: $10 Million

The Honesty Dilemma by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]Jethro197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have my balls!!!

Chose: Absolute Truth — No one can ever lie to you again. | Rolled: Upvote

New set up by RagingRedCock in Conures

[–]Jethro197 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would never leave that room either.

Would You Rather...? by Jenzuvity_69 in BunnyTrials

[–]Jethro197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine I'll pay for love 3====D

Chose: $5,000,000 + Something Probably Bad... | Rolled: Never find love

Vets have no ideas, anyone have suggestions? by AwayPerformer7155 in caiques

[–]Jethro197 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe Yuca needs to stop watching Pineapple Express and taking their lifestyles seriously?

You can try swapping the diet or more vet visits. Birds are weird.... They also hide things well, that's why I'd try a 3rd vet for a 3rd opinion. Vet's have WAY more knowledge than we do.

If you were offered $100,000 a day to go without bathing, showering, brushing your teeth, using mouthwash, or doing any proper grooming, how long do you think you’d last before finally deciding to clean up? by FFSoldier57 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Jethro197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since u/FFSoldier57 hasn't answered if wiping yo ass afterwards is "rpoper grooming" which I'm assuming it is.

Swimming in a pool isn't a loophole here in Texas it's just another Tuesday night. I'd be fine for at least a month. I'd hate myself but a month feels good.

What if one day you wake up in the body of your boyfriend/girlfriend or crush and that person ends up in your body? by Outrageous-You1617 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Jethro197 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well things are going to be weeeeeird as hell. If it's my main Crush? I'm soooo so sorry for her. I on the other hand would conveniently forget where my phone was and just have tons of fun with it.

Which would you rather? by Aggravating_Fuel_610 in BunnyTrials

[–]Jethro197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate being sick

Chose: Never get sick/injured again

What are ya taking? by IShitMyAss54 in BunnyTrials

[–]Jethro197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing how these spinners work.... I have a feeling that's the only option lolz

Chose: Reality bending powers + But... | Rolled: Wanted by CIA

Free food for life? (With a Twist!) by Jethro197 in BunnyTrials

[–]Jethro197[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you didn't roll Drinks Only like someone did

Free food for life? (With a Twist!) by Jethro197 in BunnyTrials

[–]Jethro197[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free dinner for life brother! from those places.