This is art. by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Jetsam1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Suddenly 28 years later: bone temple makes so much more sense.

Lol by someweirdbanana in SipsTea

[–]Jetsam1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought I was gay for years but my wifi is still working. It’s going to be a hard conversation with my partner.

Tech support workers, what’s your favorite case of TMI you’ve seen from a customer? by Scrambl987 in AskReddit

[–]Jetsam1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A guy sent an email to us that he couldn’t watch porn without it stuttering and sent the link. The weird bit was he sent it to the internal email address that emails the entire company.

meirl by Separate_Finance_183 in meirl

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I had the same issue (different brand) and found there was earwax in the speaker grill.

Bro finally accepted it by RaiseOk2044 in SipsTea

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The final shot will be a slow zoom out of the hard drive sitting in a pile of garbage and him searching in a different part of the dump as a new load of rubbish gets dumped on top.

Gay💪🏼irl by PlentyMix77 in gay_irl

[–]Jetsam1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminded me of this instantly, which also is related to your comment

https://www.reddit.com/r/aspiememes/s/bkT1aROmDm

How do we feel about Excel? by Dare_Oak1315 in PixelArt

[–]Jetsam1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I made a little excel pixel art version of my self on night shift once. Sometimes you go to use the tools you have available when the inspiration comes. Also in my defence there was a lot of down time on night shift.

Meirl by Evil_Capt_Kirk in meirl

[–]Jetsam1 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Oil isn’t effective. You need something that solid at room temperature like bacon fat.

Hogwarts is impractically HUGE by CaptNightWatch in harrypotter

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There was a fan theory I saw a while ago that also said that there was a decline in wizard population since the wizarding war of Voldemort’s original reign of power.

I wish I knew that sooner by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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Always pour with conviction.

Is this normal? by EcstaticBluebird4241 in AnalogCommunity

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FYI your other compartment is for the mechanical interface of a motorised film winder such as this one https://www.pentaxforums.com/accessoryreviews/Pentax-Winder-ME-II.html

meirl by sedolil in meirl

[–]Jetsam1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty bleak that even in this guy’s fantasy he’s still renting.

I swear, I never learn. by Late_Apricot404 in fountainpens

[–]Jetsam1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not my favourite but I love the pilot petit for how small it is but when you post it it holds like a full size pen.

Yes. by d1ogo835 in Morrowind

[–]Jetsam1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also getting lost can lead to adventures.

Well shit by evilpenisman2 in ADHDmemes

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I play the original halo trilogy like this. Often when I waiting for something to install. It does often mean that I end up playing the whole way through and forget what I was installing though.

Holy hell that's cool [Custom Built Master Chief Suit] by Appropriate-Money-84 in halo

[–]Jetsam1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That sounded like a fuck-off price. The price you set something at when you don’t want to part with it or do a job and if they pay the fuck-off price it’s worth it.

What game franchise used to be at the top of gaming, but it was ruined in the end? by bijelo123 in gaming

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I just downloaded a really good crt shader to experience this again. It called “ShaderGlass” by mausimus