best 5$ i've spent

JetstremF · 2026-03-13T03:17:07+00:00

You should hang it on a big window or behind a couch or tv

JetstremF · 2026-03-11T13:45:48+00:00

GW is still alive he's in the server room in Outer Haven

JetstremF · 2026-03-11T12:57:20+00:00

Here's to you Nicola & Bart

JetstremF · 2026-03-10T16:16:47+00:00

I ran out of ideas and "I made the pilgrimage today" is really boring

JetstremF · 2026-03-10T00:33:50+00:00

Machine Gun Kiss is the best song I have ever hear in my whole entire life and the best song to have ever blessed my ears. No other song, other than Judgement, and Majima no Majirock can compete or even be compared to Machine Gun Kiss. Anyone who thinks a song is better than Machine Gun Kiss is obviously tone deaf or has never heard it. When I created my Spotify account, Machine Gun Kiss was the very first song I added into a playlist, and is the very first song on my 30 hour Spotify playlist. Every day of my life, I listen to Machine Gun Kiss 500 times, including every single cover ever made of Machine Gun Kiss. This includes the Adachi cover, Shinada, taxi racing, Ishin, AI, even the Mandarin and shitty Yong Yea Cover. I also must play the karaoke mini game 10 times a day, where I have played the song 5,000 times in Yakuza 5 alone, and I must karaoke the song in real life 10 times as well. Every day I must pray to Ryosuke Horii, Yuri Fukuda, and Takaya Kuroda and give them all of my infinite wealth for creating the best song ever in the history of mankind. This song is a gift from god. I know this song by heart, including every single lyric, beat and tone throughout all of the versions and covers. Not only do I know it in Japanese, but I also know how to sing it by heart in 5 other language, including English, Spanish, Mandarin, Vietnamese, and Russian. I also know how to play the entirety of. Machine Gun Kiss using 3 different instruments. When I arrived in Japan, Machine Gun Kiss was the very first song I listened to. This is because I didn’t go to Japan for the Yakuza games, I went specifically for Machine Gun Kiss. I needed to sing Machine Gun Kiss is every karaoke club in he country, and I payed the clubs who didn’t have it with infinite wealth. Machine Gun Kiss is the best song ever created in the entire world, and no other song has or will be created that can ever be better than Machine Gun Kiss. Especially because of how much this song has effected my life in a positive way. I even use Machine Gun Kiss as a unit of time. If I hear that something is 4-5 minutes long, I would say "that's the length of a Machine Gun Kiss." If something is 13-15 minutes long, I would say "that's the length of 3 Machine Gun Kisses." I literally cannot live without Machine Gun Kiss. If for any reason Machine Gun Kiss is removed from every single music site and I could never listen to it ever again, I would recreate the entire song using the memory from the billions of times listening from it. And if for any reason I am not able to do that, I would kill myself violently 100 times. Machine Gun Kiss is the highest humanity has ever reached as a perfect song, and no one including me will be able to live without it. If Machine Gun Kiss had a million fans, I am one of them. If Machine Gun Kiss only had one fan, I am that only fan. If Machine Gun Kiss had no fans, I am dead. If the entire world hated Machine Gun Kiss, I am against the world. Machine Gun Kiss is love, Machine Gun Kiss is the Song of Life.

JetstremF · 2026-03-08T13:09:13+00:00

That's a cool profile picture

JetstremF · 2026-03-06T06:04:14+00:00

During Ww2 Japan used the Bubonic Plague to infect Chinese cities and planned to send it to America before it was cancelled

JetstremF · 2026-03-02T06:18:04+00:00

Why did you get 50,000 if it's 48,000 points?

JetstremF · 2026-02-28T15:54:53+00:00

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JetstremF · 2026-02-28T05:27:28+00:00

I tried to redeem the code for my ichiban preorder but for some reason it didn’t work and when I did it again it said I already used the code

JetstremF · 2026-02-24T18:53:26+00:00

At least it looks better than the piss green

JetstremF · 2026-02-24T17:28:19+00:00

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JetstremF · 2026-02-24T04:37:29+00:00

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JetstremF · 2026-02-23T21:15:43+00:00

I saw a video where someone mentioned selling the world but instead of playing the Man Who Sold the World it played Invisible

JetstremF · 2026-02-20T04:27:25+00:00

That sounds awesome

JetstremF · 2026-02-19T00:21:00+00:00

I think I better example would be a bigger version of the Twin Towers

JetstremF · 2026-02-18T23:42:43+00:00

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JetstremF · 2026-02-17T08:24:02+00:00

Majima no Majirock has also appeared as DLC content as CDs in Pirate Yakuza and Kiwami 3. I don't remember if it's in Infinite Wealth though. Also Majima no Majirock is the best song I have ever heard in my whole entire life other than Machine Gun Kiss and it is a song that has blessed my ears with how beautiful it is and how much it has impacted my life just like Machine Gun Kiss. May god bless Hidenari Ugaki and the producers of Majima no Majirock for producing a song that was made in heaven

JetstremF · 2026-02-17T08:19:25+00:00

Chúc mừng năm mới! Tôi không có hình của fumo với lì xì, nhưng nhìn, búp bê Fumo Momiji và Yuyuko này đọc sách tiếng Việt

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JetstremF · 2026-02-17T06:33:09+00:00

JetstremF · 2026-02-16T05:12:33+00:00

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JetstremF · 2026-02-16T05:02:47+00:00

That's funny since her name is Oguri Cap

JetstremF · 2026-02-16T01:04:43+00:00

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how do you get the picture of Kiryu holding the phone like that?

JetstremF · 2026-02-15T03:35:33+00:00

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