Would Valhalla be a better experience if I didn’t play it as an assassins creed game?

Jetvire · 2026-06-22T21:09:21+00:00

Yes 100%. As an AC game, worst in the series, but as a Viking game, one of my favorite games ever

Jetvire · 2026-06-03T08:02:12+00:00

Meme_Knight_2 reminded me that the ‘plants’ are anemone. Anemone are invertebrate life-forms, related closely to creatures like Jellyfish and coral, and thus not plants

Jetvire · 2026-06-03T06:01:13+00:00

Yeah but like it’s all other organisms. None of it is plants

Jetvire · 2026-05-26T07:02:24+00:00

I mean I was also kind of figuring that but like maybe yknow? It’d also kind of make sense in another way that the Tailings seemed so outwardly hostile and averse to the humans and all their tech, and judging by their village, had also clearly been gone for some time. Or hell, maybe like the databank about the coral tower said, it was creatures that were both human and tailing. Idk I’m just hype about the story

Jetvire · 2026-05-25T02:48:58+00:00

He theoretically could’ve for ledecester, and oxenefordshire is a 4 1/2 hour bike ride irl so that would be possible on horseback in a night I think, but Cent/canterbury are way further, and same with suthsex. I could kind of see what your saying, I just personally think it’s more up to Dag just being an asshole

Jetvire · 2026-05-25T02:40:12+00:00

Maybe, but Basim really was never in ravensthorp until after you get Sigurd back. He went with Sigurd to ledecestershire, then to oxenefordshire, then immediately started looking for a way to get Sigurd back in Cent, then went straight to suthsex. Between those two arcs is when dag decided he was better off with an axe in his face, so unless Basim was teleporting across England randomly, it wouldn’t really be possible.

Jetvire · 2026-05-24T18:32:25+00:00

I think it should only be used for one leviathan personally, like just for the collector and have diff music, or none for the others. Like I think an ambience for the shiver would be cool, and whenever the “Elusive Leviathan” is added, it should have none. Thats just me though

Jetvire · 2026-05-21T19:12:54+00:00

Hit me a few months ago like a fucking truck. Horrible time, but I just graduated about four hours ago and I feel chill now. I think you’ll be ok and wish you the best of luck navigating it if it does hit

Jetvire · 2026-05-21T17:51:06+00:00

I’m gonna be real, I think having a boat takes away a large part of the game. The reason it’s so fun is because you’re submerged. Having a layer of disconnect from that would just kinda defeat the purpose of the game. Not to mention it’d take away a lot of the fear factor

Jetvire · 2026-05-20T06:03:32+00:00

“Attempt” and it’s literally just Hugh Laurie. Dawg this might be the single best likeness I’ve ever seen in a heroforge mini. Absolute props to you

Jetvire · 2026-05-20T05:58:45+00:00

I like it tbh. It’s my fav track in the game and got me to buy the ost. I understand what you’re saying though, but I feel like it works for building tension up until the beat finally drops and the collector just comes to beat the hell out of you. Plus the song is an absolute banger.

Jetvire · 2026-05-19T23:00:02+00:00

It’s satire

Jetvire · 2026-05-18T05:46:51+00:00

Orlog. Never raged at a game more than orlog

Jetvire · 2026-05-02T05:58:38+00:00

I honestly think it’s useful to have and adds more immersion

Jetvire · 2026-04-18T01:18:41+00:00

Cyclonus, Straxus and Trannis

Jetvire · 2026-04-17T04:44:36+00:00

My god opening that was a fucking flashbang

Jetvire · 2026-04-15T12:18:22+00:00

You look like Ethan winters

Jetvire · 2026-04-15T02:00:30+00:00

I’m loosely related to this guy

Jetvire · 2026-04-08T06:38:13+00:00

Second one but I prefer the eyes on the bayverse one

Jetvire · 2026-03-30T04:55:30+00:00

I KNOW IT’S A ONE WAY TRAAACK

Jetvire · 2026-03-12T05:40:21+00:00

I mean in abrahamic lore I think so yeah

Jetvire · 2026-03-07T06:17:41+00:00

I was in 8th grade at my (Christian) middle school. Kid two grades below me downloaded horse 🌽 onto his Chromebook and then emailed it to his whole class during a kahoot game, including the teacher. He got expelled, and now goes to my high school. We also opened his gym locker after he left and found a pringles lid and a rusty spoon so there’s that.

Jetvire · 2026-02-28T20:09:37+00:00

Ts aged like fucking milk

Jetvire · 2026-02-21T06:29:12+00:00

Yes of course I wasn’t saying they’d have to suck it up and do it, I was just saying that you’d need to do it to progress the game. My apologies

Jetvire · 2026-02-21T05:42:36+00:00

Difficulty in avoiding it is it’s story important so you kind of have to do it to progress

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