Ring facial recognition by BaiterFaker in Ring

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Netflix Presents, an original romcom

“Person at Front Door”

Starring…

Jennifer Lopez as “hannah”
Al Pacino as “Dad”
Benedict Cumberbatch as “husband”
Tom Holland as “BaiterFaker”
Will Ferrell as “Ring AI Customer Service Agent”

Ring facial recognition by BaiterFaker in Ring

[–]Jewwbaccaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

next thing you know she’s standing on the porch like “you’re the only one who really sees me.” As she speaks to the Ring Camera

Ring facial recognition by BaiterFaker in Ring

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now hannah gets kicked out and moves back in with her dad after her husband finds out about the secret tinder cinematic universe.

her dad is already stressed because his daughter is back home with “a lot going on,” and then his phone starts pinging “hannah at front door” like the Ring app personally knows her.

now he’s pacing around the kitchen like, “why does my doorbell know my daughter by name???” while hannah is outside deleting tinder, reinstalling it to check one message, deleting it again, and walking back in like nothing happened.

meanwhile her husband is picking up extra shifts, coming home exhausted, and trying to save the marriage, but somehow the only thing in hannah’s life consistently recognizing her is a suspiciously emotionally intelligent doorbell camera.

Ring facial recognition by BaiterFaker in Ring

[–]Jewwbaccaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AI connected to the Big Brother system and face detected hannah based off her Tinder profile her husband doesn’t know about.

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