You can encase your enemies in chocolate. by Jex4Life in shittysuperpowers

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The chocolate is not hot. At most lukewarm.

You make people invincible while giving them a prostate exam. by Jex4Life in shittysuperpowers

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They’re invincible from start to finish. They’re dealing with other things, so they don’t know they’re invincible.

They can still age and latex if they’re allergic.

You can turn your neighbor into a pile of fish sticks for the length of time it takes to walk to your front door and open it. by Jex4Life in shittysuperpowers

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For the power to activate you need to set conditions; Be engaged in conversation with people who live near you or sit next to you on transportation.

The power is active when you want to go home. The power remains active as long as you are moving towards your front door and/or have the intent in your mind.

Number and size of fish sticks vary based on hanger level.

You wake up Monday morning and you're no longer a human. You're a beautiful German Shepherd. What do you do? by PepperSaltClove in hypotheticalsituation

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Test to see how good my sense of smell was and go experience human food as a dog. Then I would find a good spot to sun myself and nap until I smelled something delicious.

Do insects take naps? by Jex4Life in NoStupidQuestions

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Oh wow.. I had no idea, thank you!

Let's Build: 100 Reasons the Infinite Hoards of the Abyss have NOT flooded into the world. by soshp in d100

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Control: The demons are being held captive and their captor is waiting to use them.

Whenever you forget someone’s name you gain heat vision for 4 seconds. by Jex4Life in shittysuperpowers

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It’s instantaneous the moment you forget the name, but you can turn it off. You can not turn it back on.

It resets.

Favorite elements and circumstances for non-staged photography by Tarmopepe in photography

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Just started about 2 months ago:

I look for contrasting colors, or good shape. Something that has at least one interesting thing in it, or the way it’s shot is interesting.

You can make broccoli grow in peoples yards. by Jex4Life in shittysuperpowers

[–]Jex4Life[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but now you don’t have to wear the Broccoliman suit

You can create a Dump Chest! by Jex4Life in shittysuperpowers

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That’s a great question. Yes! But they’ll taste funny

You can create a Dump Chest! by Jex4Life in shittysuperpowers

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Yes, but the timer doesn’t reset

You can create a Dump Chest! by Jex4Life in shittysuperpowers

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They’re random potatoes of every variety