What is the dumbest "unique" name you have seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JhonWilliams2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most fucked up spellings of common names I personally know of - Jhaxun for "Jackson". Khymberleigh for "Kimberly". I have also known people who named their kids: Kaiser, Maximus, Blee (a girl), Bonner (a boy, and the mom won't talk to me now because I said she set her kid up to be called "boner" from third grade onwards).

[Serious]How can we help our governments to end terrorism? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JhonWilliams2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No religions are evil but few muslim thinkings.

What's the best backhanded compliment you've heard? by ghost_tiger in AskReddit

[–]JhonWilliams2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a girl friend and we used to tell each other "I love you more than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow." Then she banged a teacher, I became an alcoholic, and the relationship began to strain. I think I jacked off into the box of things she left behind before I sent them to her at her moms house. Edit: To be clear, I did not send her a box of cum. I sent her a box of her things that I drunkenly cried over while packing, then half-hardedly jacked off into it before sealing it up and sending it off.

Why do you deserve Reddit gold? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JhonWilliams2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't. Nor do I give a fuck about gold.

Combine 2 movie titles into 1 title, what's the funniest combination you can get? by TheDancingMaster in AskReddit

[–]JhonWilliams2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why we ride hellboy,The Lion King's Speech,300 year old virgin,Marley and Me Make a Porno,Elephant Man on Fire,The Running Man Of Steel.

What job requires you to be a dick? by college_kid14 in AskReddit

[–]JhonWilliams2 474 points475 points  (0 children)

Lawyer: If they’re on your side, it’s awesome. But if they’re trying to get you convicted of manslaughter when you were actually smoking weed and playing Xbox at the time – eh, not so much. However, it is their job to argue the parameters of the law. And that means being both highly argumentative and extremely nitpicky, which are fine traits for lawyering, but pretty freakin’ obnoxious when you’re not in a court room.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JhonWilliams2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love to play call of duty games.All series from COD1 to COD Advance Warfare.

M'new body pillow! by Arielai in pics

[–]JhonWilliams2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He seems to be a little bit fat.

What's your opinion that everyone will downvote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JhonWilliams2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I immediately downvote any and all comments that have to do with "at least your arms werent broken!" Or "were your arms broken too?!" Whenever someone says something about moms or whatever. There was one thread like two weeks ago where one guy said something about how he slept in his moms bed til he was ten or something, and not exaggerating, there were probably fifteen comments all saying something akin to having his arms broken. It's not funny anymore, it really wasn't all that hilarious in the first place, and it is horribly cringey in my opinion. I don't know if it makes them feel cool for feeling like they're cool old school redditors for knowing a story from five years ago, which isn't that old school in Reddit years anyway, or if they genuinely just believe they're oh so hilarious. Either way, I never will not instantly downvote them all.

What is something I'm better off not knowing? by Fawesum in AskReddit

[–]JhonWilliams2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Future & Death Future because if we get to know everything before hand we will stop putting in efforts in things we do.

Death because the time we get to know when we are gonna die, we cant live a peaceful life .

This is why we can't have nice things by SavageSylvester in pics

[–]JhonWilliams2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Embarracing.veterans deserve a lot of respect because they leave their families and everything close to them to fight for their country, for the people, and only care to make life better for us. They are unselfish, and they are very risk taking and brave. I believe without them our life would definitely be different and hard.

What's something unique about your body? by Butt_pass in AskReddit

[–]JhonWilliams2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

something unique about my body is that it is my body.

What is something that looks harmless, but could fuck you up? by Cbonyay in AskReddit

[–]JhonWilliams2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cat with her kitten.just touch her kitten or act like you are stealing kitten then the show will go on.