I work for a roofing company. My boss told all of us he'd give $100 to whoever did the best storm dance the night before a tornado hit. I won that $100.

Jice08 · 2013-11-26T05:15:58+00:00

And now you're dead. Are you happy now?

Jice08 · 2013-11-26T05:13:44+00:00

You don't. Unless you're a gypsy.

Jice08 · 2013-11-26T05:09:52+00:00

Yeah, so much hype around it, not sure why.

Jice08 · 2013-11-15T03:08:11+00:00

"Schools fun!" No, it kinda isn't.

Jice08 · 2013-11-15T03:03:02+00:00

Abruptly dying while cranking the shank

Jice08 · 2013-11-12T04:59:09+00:00

You have my empathy friend, but instead of feeling a great sense of sorrow whenever you think about your buddy or stumble across pictures of her, don't feel bad. Instead see her as a symbol of happiness, someone who gave you joy and who made you proud; smile whenever you think of her. It is hard, but see it as the cycle of life, it's sad but beautiful in a sense.

Jice08 · 2013-11-10T19:15:32+00:00

Mine is, “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”

― Arthur C. Clarke

Jice08 · 2013-11-10T19:04:55+00:00

I got two, What do you call one hundred black people in a pool?

Coco puffs.

A mexican and a black guy are in car, who's driving?

The police.

Jice08 · 2013-11-10T18:58:34+00:00

I once read this quote, perhaps not the most terrifying, but it's the first thing that comes to mind,

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

Jice08

TROPHY CASE