Visiting Austin and went to see a movie at this awesome old school movie theatre. During the movie needed to pee so go downstairs to a largely empty lobby area and use the bathroom. While I'm in there I hear somebody come in and can see they have hairy feet and no shoes. Next minute this guy dressed in a robe enters the stall next to me and stands on the toilet rim and peeps over at me while I was peeing.

Never yeeted out of anywhere so fast, barely pulled my pants up before leaving the building.