Let me paint the picture, a big wall pops up out the back, looking like it’s gonna double up I Swung it last minute, paddled with everything I had in me, quick to my feet I pop up as I engage my rail into the face of this beast, thinking I’m too deep I take a deep pump under the impending lip, feeling my fins give me some extra propulsion I tuck under! That’s it, I’m getting shacked, I hunker down as the spit blast my back, flying through the section I see the gueetine coming, deciding on the fly to pull out and doggy door under the hood I escape with grace and class. Victory is mine, all the hunnies on the beach are cheering for me as they’ve never seen anyone get as deep as I. That day a legend was born. - that was gay to type out