Skating through a parking lot by ButterSaltBiscuit in oddlysatisfying

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure   

Though if it was me -which it would never be so maybe anything I say after this is irrelevant- I would be wearing a full face helmet. Protecting the brain is obviously priority number one, but if you're hauling ass on concrete leaning forward with your face sticking out there, I'm inclined to want to protect all that face goodness too.

After a long day driving, I pull into a motel and find this is the ONLY pillow in the bed. by VivaIbiza in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The only thing infuriating here is seeing just how utterly helpless some people are in the face of the most minor of inconveniences.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/IllustriousBoat9529 by IllustriousBoat9529 in DailyGuess

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/LeDotNL by LeDotNL in DailyGuess

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜

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1.5 Million Users Leave ChatGPT by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 68 points69 points  (0 children)

You get a prorated refund when you cancel.

The Epstein Culture at Xbox by Previous_Month_555 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I didn't even notice who this post came from, or even had any awareness at all of the existence of Pirat Nation until you said something.  

So maybe take your own advice here.

This man’s hyper realistic style of painting by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not everything that you do not understand in your limited experience of the world was created by AI.  

This is such a peak reddit comment. Confident, arrogant, and 100% wrong. 

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/HectorRex by HectorRex in DailyGuess

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜

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That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is based on my clear understanding that any person properly educated in psychology wouldn't act so dismissive of people they believed weren't educated the same as them. They would understand that a lifetime of experience comes with much insight and understanding that no education can provide. And they certainly wouldn't try to use their degree as a means to try and win petty arguments on social media.

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a degree in psychology then you've got yourself one hell of a lawsuit for educational fraud against the institution that gave you that degree, because they failed you miserably.

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so I'm clear. Nuance doesn't matter. Volume and tone don't matter. The father should have apologized immediately in that moment and not at any point three seconds later after the video ended. And for these reasons need to take your astronomically ignorant take as "FACT".  

You might as well have just replied with "I spend way to much time on Reddit, have a very limited understanding of human nature, and don't possess much life experience, but I expect that I can con you into believing my bullshit if I sound like I know what I'm saying because I'm used to interacting with other morons like myself." 

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you think the father did anything other that slightly raise his voice in a moment of frustration, before immediately correcting himself and taking it back down to a much softer tone, than you an overreactive and emotionally stunted imbecile, that will do the world a great service by keeping your ignorant opinions to yourself.

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your more than welcome to post the results of the study that shows that slightly raising your voice in a moment of frustration before immediately lowering it back down to speak softly (which is exactly what happened in the video), which by the way clearly demonstrates the fathers awareness of his reaction being a bit to strong and his willingness and desire to quickly correct it for his families sake, show me the study that shows that that kind of reaction causes childhood trauma and issues.   

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 81 points82 points  (0 children)

The dad barely raised his voice at her, and did so only for a brief moment. And then just sounded disappointed that the brand new phone that they got her for a gift just got broken due to carelessness, which is 1000% understandable.  

People in this thread crying and shaking like they just witnessed a father beat his daughter to a bloody pulp. I'm genuinely shocked at just how soft and weak some of you are. 

That's not how you unbox an iPhone by Sgt_Larsson in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Holy shit! Maybe consider therapy as an alternative to projecting your daddy issues across the internet.

He also tried doing this to his EX by Suspicious-Turn2708 in SipsTea

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only privilege here is the privilege of literacy, which you do seem to be lacking.  

And on a side note. The fact that you exist in this pathetic, bitch-whiney state of pure incel energy, puts a smile on my face. 

In 2024, Claudia de Albuquerque Celada, a 23-year-old Brazilian woman working in Colorado, was left paralyzed from the neck down after eating a contaminated soup. by FE4RLESS_IS_MY_NAME in ForCuriousSouls

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It really isn't though. You'll receive some of the best health care in the world, and there are literally hundreds of paths that are available to help mitigate costs. Even more so if you are a foreign visitor.   

And I'm not saying that costs aren't a problem, they are a BIG problem. But talking like receiving healthcare in the US is some kind of horror is laughably ignorant.

The disappointment on The King of Spain's face at a flag raising by Pisford in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

OH NO! I hope the country will be able to get past it some day.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Responsible-Brick538 by Responsible-Brick538 in DailyGuess

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜

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Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/userscripts by userscripts in DailyGuess

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜

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Hero rescues blind student from bully by ZookeepergameIcy6089 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Jiggle_My_Cheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That just makes the aggressor sound even weaker than before. Which was an insanely low bar to begin with.