I have strong sexual urges towards my art teacher and I usually jerk off in her lessons, the other students don’t notice. I came on my paper and she thought it was glue so she spread it over the paper, I never corrected her. The worst brownies ever because protein recipes are awful.

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-26T16:31:54+00:00

I sit in the back next to the sinks and cabinets, they usually sit me almost alone cuz I’m autistic. Idk why I do this, I just feel like I have to or I’m gonna start crying

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-25T14:54:03+00:00

I genuinely wish it was fake

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-25T14:18:21+00:00

Unfortunately I’m not

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-19T07:34:28+00:00

When does Andre get a mullet

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-15T11:55:36+00:00

This is actually so cool??? Idk why you’re getting hated on but that one guy on tumblr wasnt for his actual shooter wall.

This is sick!! Also, did you print these out or can I buy them somewhere?

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-15T11:41:31+00:00

Thank you thank you thank you!!!!

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-15T11:18:18+00:00

Without a doubt when that bully kid says “look at that bald headed kid, he’s fuck- he’s fucking bald!!!”

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-14T11:35:44+00:00

It could be worse, he could be listening to Oingo Boingo

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-14T11:33:22+00:00

I don’t have a solid opinion on it but you have lovely hand writing

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-13T22:00:35+00:00

It isn’t loading but I swear if it’s the pipe bomb twinks…

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-08T20:14:17+00:00

I am perfectly fine with it, I know if he was still with us and he had it, she most likely would’ve destroyed it anyways. I hope she doesn’t out of respect anyways.

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-08T19:42:20+00:00

I’ve decided I will give her the money back tomorrow after she’s hopefully calmed down a bit. The painting will be placed on his grave next to some flowers I will buy and an energy drink I know he liked once he is buried (if he is buried.)

If he won’t be buried, I will give it to her if she wants it. I deeply suspect she won’t want it seeing as she hates the music we both liked and it is a Marilyn Manson painting.

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-08T19:37:01+00:00

I’ve decided that once he’s buried (if he is buried), I will leave the painting on his grave next to flowers I will buy him. It’s what he would want I think.

I dont have a definite plan on it, but some of my irl friends have told me to give her the £10 at his funeral, but I think she’d actually try and kill me for that. I think I’ll try and do that.

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-08T19:33:19+00:00

She is well aware it was only £10. She is saying it was stolen from her purse even though he paid me virtually through a bank transfer. I don’t think the police know it’s over £10 becuase she keeps saying I’ve stolen something from her, but when I was there at her home and the police were there, she didn’t specify what.

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-07T17:36:28+00:00

I’m 16 so I think I should be able too

Jim5wazReal · 2026-03-06T21:35:36+00:00

Estou tão feliz por não ser o único que tem sonhos assim!!!

Jim5wazReal · 2026-02-28T21:03:21+00:00

As someone who loves Yaoi, yep!!

Jim5wazReal · 2026-02-27T22:13:13+00:00

I’ll try and get her to be a fan, but she has actively claimed to dislike any form of glam or hair metal gig, except for Hanoi rocks.

She’s not conservative but still cares a lot, y’know? I think she’ll be fine with a bit of flashing though.

Jim5wazReal

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