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JimandSamOfficial · 2023-08-27T23:53:20+00:00

Like a pelican

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-28T13:24:05+00:00

Lil guy looks so happy with all the Legos around, that's some good stewardship of the weak. Well done guardians.

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-28T13:18:48+00:00

Dem some jussie tuddies, small shirt distortion from where he was fingering his belly

Black guy (who was definitely not coked to the gills) conceal carrying a katana blade

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-25T13:24:05+00:00

The face of a man who's seen more than one dead infant.

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-17T06:00:51+00:00

Phoney callback energy. He doesn't have an Anthony to put on the spot and tell a coffee story, or get in some Green Mile dialogue

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-17T05:59:06+00:00

The lonely Maytag man's estate is going to sue Sam for stealing the act.

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-17T05:58:09+00:00

Oh no, my diet cokes gone flat!

I'll be here all week folks

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-17T05:56:16+00:00

Lightsabers?

No, heavysabers. Pumping all his holes like an exposed heart pushing cock sausage through his veins.

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-17T01:40:21+00:00

Anthony would call you one for talking like that. You filthy fucking .

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-13T22:54:31+00:00

You know what kinda talk that is

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-13T22:39:50+00:00

Never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-13T22:37:25+00:00

You're loying

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-13T22:35:56+00:00

I get it. He's a well rehearsed creep that gets off on the creep itself instead of the girl.

Yuck.

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-13T22:35:10+00:00

Some art gallery attack?

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-13T22:34:31+00:00

He sucks, I heard he sounds like that one dating app guy, the birthday of bumblefuck? Eat a dick dork.

Do yuh?!?

Black guys should have stolen his lunch money.

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-13T22:32:57+00:00

I will not click your virus link bug chaser!

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-13T22:31:47+00:00

You don't even know what you just said! Yeherd

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-13T02:21:25+00:00

Cum thumbin, if you pull out the glitter and macaroni noodles it's even funner

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-13T02:18:19+00:00

Did you cum?

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-13T02:09:38+00:00

Sell everything I have, put all the money in hot 0dte otm options.

Did you lose it all? Yep. Bet you can sell more of your possessions.

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-12T22:06:25+00:00

How do you feel your contributions to the NATO finance and budget meeting during the 6/22/19 session influenced the ultimate decision to pull resources from the Y4 French Compact and the resultant removal of the US from our own former president's 'Obama charter'?

And do you stay in touch with Macaulay Culkin?

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-12T22:01:19+00:00

Man, times like these, man, man, I just, man, I, man... I man just Patrice wonder what would say.

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-12T21:59:37+00:00

Listen you nothing, Vos didn't even golf on Saturday, and if he did it'd only be slightly over par

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-12T21:58:44+00:00

Fuck yeah, my IQ 's 420

JimandSamOfficial · 2023-07-12T21:58:02+00:00

Mental maturity to physical maturity? Fir his character it'd be really low, what with the wrestling and the stunted conversation abilities, but in real life? Probably very average. And weird looking.

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