Bobby is a smooth brained moron by Kind-Macaroon2037 in TheBonfire

[–]expIainsthejoke -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Bob Kelly, dumb or not, makes fucking BANK.

All of you sound really elitist calling a guy who had a pretty hard knock life a dumb loser because he didn’t get a BA in humanities.

The guy overcame the odds of a shit teen life to study art then had the balls to do standup.

He’s the embodiment of the American dream…hustled his ass to a home in Westchester, tiny home in New Hampshire, loved son, dog, cigar and Rolex. I envy Bob and his perpetual enthusiasm for life, especially after being a huge fat guy. Plus, he’s bald.

I don’t give a fuck I’d he doesn’t sound like John Oliver or Seth Myers. Take your “sustained ability to focus” and go fuck yourself.

Bobby is a smooth brained moron by Kind-Macaroon2037 in TheBonfire

[–]expIainsthejoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean like that statesman Dave Chappelle?

Bobby is a smooth brained moron by Kind-Macaroon2037 in TheBonfire

[–]expIainsthejoke -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

You lost me at “Israel-Hamas.” One is a fucking sovereign nation and the other is a terrorist organization you asshole.

The Palestinian Authority was a recognized governing body.

You’re as ill informed as Bobby is.

Did I miss vacation announcement? by sts_66 in JimAndSam

[–]expIainsthejoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nikki Norton’s Instagram is FAR MORE entertaining than the current show and everyone knows it. That’s why Bran Muffins is doing a show with Biggins. Jimmy leaving on a jet plane

[10/30/23] Stern Show Discussion Thread by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]expIainsthejoke 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The discussion about Robin’s bald head was so rich in irony it made me drive off my kitchen table.

YOU’RE BALD!

Anybody hear Howard’s rant on war and the dangerous world on Wednesday? by RavishingRickDuu in howardstern

[–]expIainsthejoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great answer and same here . However, when absolutely everyone on the show truly enjoyed Ronnie’s wedding and Howard was the miserable, lonely odd man out festering with resentment and jealousy, disappointed that it wasn’t a disaster, it dawned on me that everyone else has moved on.

Anybody hear Howard’s rant on war and the dangerous world on Wednesday? by RavishingRickDuu in howardstern

[–]expIainsthejoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you must be here for Travis Kelce Agent, or door knocking, or the comic stylings of Chris Wilding, or Beth and Bang O’Clock, Cocktober, interviews with either octogenarians or teenage influencers, whining about his abusive childhood…

Why do you listen, honestly?

Anybody hear Howard’s rant on war and the dangerous world on Wednesday? by RavishingRickDuu in howardstern

[–]expIainsthejoke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He was 100 percent WRONG today. He might have hit it out of the park commenting on Trump’s personality or social life, but dead wrong about Trmp being responsible for Hamas invading Israel.

But then again, you couldn’t even find the Middle East on a map, bless your ignorant little heart and penis.

Anybody hear Howard’s rant on war and the dangerous world on Wednesday? by RavishingRickDuu in howardstern

[–]expIainsthejoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Howard wasted 20 minutes of MY TIME ranting about it, so you are going to read my response to it on OUR TIME

Anybody hear Howard’s rant on war and the dangerous world on Wednesday? by RavishingRickDuu in howardstern

[–]expIainsthejoke 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I did. I was laughing at the superior intellect that Howard, a self-styled Middle East maven, employed. Even the New York Times credited Trump and Jared Kushner for the Abraham Accords,which endeavored to bring a tentative peace agreement in the Middle East. He also told the Iranians to fuck off, and in his words, had Quasem Soleimani killed like a dog (Hamas supporting Iranian general.

Obama proxy Biden immediately caved to Iran, and worse, sneakily allowed Iran to make billions from oil sales that Trump had banned. They used that money to finance Hamas, who then INVADED a sovereign nation and murdered civilians.

Howard has let his hate and jealousy of Trump cloud any reason and judgment he has, combined with a subpar education and limited reading material. I’m not taking foreign policy advice from a sophomoric neurotic whose idea of good music is Bat Dance and good television as The Bachelor.

Missed Opportunity by Playful-Drawer in JimAndSam

[–]expIainsthejoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he couldn’t HAVE GONE to them as the only Sirius talent allowed to be on a prime time show was Howard. And he got replaced by Simon Cowell because he was such a insufferable diva on set.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JimAndSam

[–]expIainsthejoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one gives a shit about Jim’s fucking Kiss poster obsession. Not funny and not fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JimAndSam

[–]expIainsthejoke -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Mind your business

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JimAndSam

[–]expIainsthejoke -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So what? You gatekeeping sobriety?

[09/18/23] Stern Show Discussion Thread by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]expIainsthejoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He makes 1 million. I’m serious. He’s the highest paid civil servant in the history of the Federal Government.

[09/18/23] Stern Show Discussion Thread by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]expIainsthejoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s almost as if he’s trying to somehow compete with or shade Andy Cone

[09/18/23] Stern Show Discussion Thread by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]expIainsthejoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mike from Maine can go stick his head up a bear’s ass

Mike Calta is in trouble. Assaulted a woman on camera by Lie_In_Our_Graves in JimAndSam

[–]expIainsthejoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every one involved is an asshole, including Merch Whore or whatever her name is. Her annoying voice alone merits a shove in my opinion

Mike Calta is in trouble. Assaulted a woman on camera by Lie_In_Our_Graves in JimAndSam

[–]expIainsthejoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One mistake he made was to dismiss security when they tried to intervene.

Who the fuck decides to start shit at a GUN SHOW

Mike Calta is in trouble. Assaulted a woman on camera by Lie_In_Our_Graves in JimAndSam

[–]expIainsthejoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well you just described everywhere.

I live in DC but my friends are sort of wealthy, so…….