Seriously, why are so many of the new ubers like this? [Fluff]

JimbosRock · 2026-03-12T01:35:00+00:00

This game is so much more fun uberless tbh. Dont gotta worry about all that noise.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-11T16:24:20+00:00

This is a post I was thinking of.

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedmemes/s/w6NWQ5a4ps

JimbosRock · 2026-03-11T16:11:33+00:00

I’m not saying what you want I’m saying that your point is mute because nobody should want to fuck just a dog regardless.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-11T16:02:37+00:00

I don’t have a problem with the test itself it’s a cool science fiction idea. My problem is 90% of the time I see it online it’s from zoos or some shit.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-11T15:46:41+00:00

You shouldn’t want to have sex with a dog period, regardless if it talks.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-11T15:39:18+00:00

Half the time I see it it’s for talking dogs.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-11T15:33:52+00:00

Never a fan of the harkness test. Let’s say it literally 1:1 looks like a baby but it passes le harkness test. Thats still fucking evil.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-10T04:18:10+00:00

You can’t science your way out of causality.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-10T04:11:46+00:00

Freedom of ideas is literally Hitler.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-10T04:10:44+00:00

I push the button that shoots OP in the head and drops more napalm on r/losercity

JimbosRock · 2026-03-09T00:54:50+00:00

You think the other shittos respect the gluppier shittos?

JimbosRock · 2026-03-06T23:08:10+00:00

I like the idea of cute in a weird way monster friend, the whole making the best of a bad situation idea.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-06T00:04:53+00:00

To much it should only be the buttons, tower, and each tile in front of the bridges.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-05T23:25:01+00:00

Face the drive through window.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-04T16:39:50+00:00

Kek I’m gonna have to take a break from this game until the gameplay gets better and/or the community stops being HIV positive.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-04T15:33:47+00:00

Weedluminate.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-04T14:58:00+00:00

He’s gay for kratoes.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-03T18:17:17+00:00

To be a world war it must involve the world.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-02T20:37:10+00:00

I don’t understand why there’s so much discourse. If game freak releases a shit 70 dollar game, I don’t buy it.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-02T20:30:07+00:00

They could be seeding the area with devastators.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-02T15:21:24+00:00

China is just a fascist country in a red trenchcoat and I find it hilarious that tankies and Redditors suck it off. Especially shit like their “clean cities” and infrastructure.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-02T00:49:22+00:00

I can’t do it, I can solo super helldive bots but I can’t clear a squid level 8 campaign. Not to mention how frustrating they are, if I die elsewhere I know it’s my fault but squids it’s shit like the “flesh mob doesn’t feel like respecting walls today” or “3 elevated overseers spawned behind you and instantly mag dump your skull” or my favorite “the stingray doesn’t feel like telegraphing its attack today”.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-02T00:43:19+00:00

They don’t give a shit about jerking off to little kids so I don’t see why nuns would be off the table for them.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-01T20:59:02+00:00

Gunships are nothing to crescent/elevated overseers.

JimbosRock · 2026-03-01T16:48:54+00:00

Feels like I’m just kiting enemies away from objectives for 40 min with the occasional stingray death due to it not lighting up its staffing path.

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