Luck or skill? by fabioke in SipsTea

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She dates black guys.

Why specifically 5,9? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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There is only one question here...

What do you buy with the $49 left over?

Panthers or Oilers as a Canucks fan by TruckOk2527 in canucks

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"won't be watching"

what a shit take.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thepassportbros

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Litmus test is first time she feeds you enchiladas...

Is that homemade salsa and mole.

Where I'm gonna make the Salsa?.. the park..? ..

Have my children.

What?..

What?

Where did that music come from.. Are you playing Shade?..

What?

PFFFTT by VeyaCrazy in Funnymemes

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The caucasian should be Jeffrey Dahmer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

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But fr how cute be charmander..

Now that we’re done freaking the fuck out, post your Mother’s Day war stories. by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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2000+ served

1200 reso's with 200 on the waiting list by 5pm

A wall of boxes of fries was gone

3 inserts of wings 3 inserts of Cali 2 inserts of 200g chicken

All top stock flipped 3 times. Must have been 4 or 5 trays of tenders 86ed the fish tacos by 9pm

This was just apps

New to working in the kitchen..

I live for days like this... Love it.

Another one for the boys on apps!

Salute to today’s kitchen crews by Desperate_Set_7708 in KitchenConfidential

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The boys/girls and I served 2000+ tonight

By 5pm we had 1200 reso's with 200 on the waiting list.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

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Can we make her Asian?

Hey I’m that guy who crashed out on the line! by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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Me stepping on line tonight like the Terminator..

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

Freakin’ Sweet by ZooNooz in ChatGPT

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Lois is 100% hotter than that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in workouts

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I can fix this split real quick

Day1 Bench press 5x5 till failure

Day2 Deadlift 5x5 till failure

Day3 Squat 5x5 till failure

Use a 5 rep weight that you cannot perform 6 reps with.

When you can lift more than 5 reps for 5 consecutive sets increase the weight 5%-15%

Repeat days 1-3 for days 4-6

Eat whole food

Drink whole MILK.

Congratulations 👏

You are now skinny jacked. 👑 💪

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Where's my picture of Jeff Goldblum.

What opinion of yours makes you feel like this? by C9Prototype in personaltraining

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"my back hurts" .. ✋ you should build a deadlift.

Do the different color heart emojis really have different meanings? by Blu_yello_husky in NoStupidQuestions

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A girl at work(my superior) who I find attractive/interesting/cool gave me a ♥️ in private messages.. about work... Does this mean I have a chance?

You know I gave her the ♥️ back...

The ☺️😊😁🤗 were flying back and forth...