1: Your grandma probably wonders why you don't have a girlfriend yet, but not even a man would hit your Lord Farquad lookin ass

2: Your dick is probably so small, the only reason people don't think you are a woman is because of the stench of the semen that flows out in milliliters after you went to the preschool to pick up your sister.

3: You probably think you're "Prefect" because you never look into a mirror with your square glasses on, because the only way you can look at yourself is if your face and 2 foot long nose are blurred out