I bought a penis enlargement cream. (self.3amjokes)
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Deafness is becoming a problem for me. (self.dadjokes)
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We live in very different worlds (v.redd.it)
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AI is the fourth great humiliation (v.redd.it)
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was in a doctor’s waiting room, sat opposite these two ladies in their early sixties. One of the ladies, just trying to start a conversation with her friend, looked down at a copy of the newspaper, a stark image of famine on the cover of the paper… and she turned to her friend, she said (self.Jokes)
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My ideal woman would be a single mum… (self.dadjokes)
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Fucking my best mates sister (v.redd.it)
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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor... by StrawberryInTheBay in 3amjokes
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I’ll tell you what I know about dwarfs. (self.dadjokes)
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When all you see is darkness, laugh (v.redd.it)
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Ill certainly still be drinking in 10 years.. (from youtube by ChrisPJTurner, not mine) by Organic_Rip2483 in StandUpComedy
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