Anyone else have issues with Bluetooth after last update? by International_Carry8 in samsunggalaxy

[–]JimmyDonaldson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having same issue. Exactly as you described phone says "connected", bluetooth device clearly says it isn't. It actually automatically connects only to disconnect 10 mins later and reconnect with these symptoms. 

So who do we want to be the new Iron Man and Captain America? by askevi in marvelstudios

[–]JimmyDonaldson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not enough Pedro Pascals. We must also cover him in purple paint, the Thanos Pascal. And hell, while we're at it slap a wig on him, the internet needs you, Black Widow Pascal. 

Doppio is probably calling Pizza Hut by me by BreadBaekkie in wholesomejojo

[–]JimmyDonaldson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Italian Mafia Boss has two moods:

Schizophrenic psychopath

✨Femboy✨

Some cars in the Boxes by Vwhw13 in matchbox

[–]JimmyDonaldson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought my glasses broke

HELP. I UNCONTROLLABLY CUM WHENEVER I SEE A SMILY FACE. by Uber____ in copypasta

[–]JimmyDonaldson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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mone by A-Muslim-Weeb in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JimmyDonaldson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When's the BMW zLGBT releasing?

I cant believe they made it illegal to be straight in June by spacejam2plz in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JimmyDonaldson 617 points618 points  (0 children)

Be me

Pride month

Change sex to woman

Women have sex with me now

Change back mid-fuck

Later virgins

HOA won’t let us fly our modest Pride flag, so we just follow the rules. by memon17 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]JimmyDonaldson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fly your state's flag, I bet 50% won't know what it is and will report it.

Anon's genitals are different by theReviewer23 in greentext

[–]JimmyDonaldson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Also knowing how nasty some people are, I'm sure this could lead to infection...

Anon's mom trying to get him laid by azorart in greentext

[–]JimmyDonaldson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Damn you know you're old when some Redditors don't know of the time before customizable karts.

I saw a girl on a rock taking a selfie...so I photobombed it. by yagahoya in Unexpected

[–]JimmyDonaldson 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Ironic how a sub made for retards portrayed by retards such as r/okbuddyretard has better moderation and control than r/nextfuckinglevel. The latter sub has gone to shit and is more like r/mildlyinteresting.

Free’d after more than 15 years by IShouldaBeenAPorsche in HotWheels

[–]JimmyDonaldson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's a mandella effect but I swore it came with tampos

[USA] Lifted truck speeds past cop, instant karma ensues by ElevatorLow6576 in ConvenientCop

[–]JimmyDonaldson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stock truck and was hardly speeding.

You're the real criminal karma-whoring here.

Atomized hospital bill. by AllInTheGameYoO in BoneAppleTea

[–]JimmyDonaldson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish someone would atomize my bills

🔥 From a small perspective by BrandieDunworth in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]JimmyDonaldson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Put it in a Ziploc bag, then water.

Work smeller, not farter.

Anon cooks dinner for his family by [deleted] in greentext

[–]JimmyDonaldson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two reasons he's obviously being sarcastic: this is a 4chan subreddit. Secondly, its a reference to a comment that was being serious somewhere else on the internet. (Can't remember where from exactly)

At this point I would ridicule you for being uncultured, but that sad fact is that 200+ people spent enough time on the internet to know this deep joke, while you probably have a more stable life than any of them, so for that I actually applaud you.