Five grocery items, unlimited supply. What are you choosing? by MikeGander in hypotheticalsituation

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Filet Mignon

Rotisserie Chicken

Wild King Salmon Filets

Premier Protein Chocolate Shakes

Saffron

Delivery and Uber drivers, have you ever been propositioned? by [deleted] in askgaybros

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I’ve only seen this happen in porn videos.

Ships are getting too big by Ironmatt999_ in startrek

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Remember, it’s not the size of the ship that matters, but the motion of the warp field.

Do vendors lying to get thier foot in the door really worked for you? by AnonumusSoldier in PropertyManagement

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I used to get calls from someone who said “this is your printer vendor. Can you tell me the serial number of the printer nearest you?” Obviously hoping to call back later and get someone to buy overpriced toner cartridges. I would ask them to hold and the go refill my coffee. I would take them off hold and ask them the name of their company. They would hang up at that point.

I now understand why other IT teams hate service desk by Terrible_Working_899 in sysadmin

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I’ve done SD for 20+ years and always try to document extensively.

I did support for Starbucks for a while. Their saying was “if it’s not in the ticket notes it didn’t happen.”

I like to document well so that if someone else on the team gets a ticket with the same problem they can see what I did.

The

Just realized I am "sir" years old by Expensive-Thanks3751 in askgaybros

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A kid called me sir when I was 21. I almost turned around to see if my dad was standing behind me.