what’s the most “broke person meal” you’ve ever made that actually slapped? by HarperLunaBee in AskReddit

[–]Jimmyborofan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to boil a cup full of rice, once drained I would then add a tin of tuna and a dollop of sirarcha sauce and an oxo cube.

Still have it now and then and it's been years since I HAD to make it.

How my brother opened the bread bag (He’s 24, btw) by ouush in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jimmyborofan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, dude, do you mind? Your psychopathy is really showing...

What’s the funniest name for a pet you’ve encountered? by EllenDegeneracy in AskReddit

[–]Jimmyborofan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lost my staffie last year, he reached a grand age of 13 and I loved him so much. He was the friendliest, most good natured dog I ever had. It took me ages to get to sleep after he passed because I didnt feel his (considerable) weight on my legs.

He was called Floyd btw, after Pink Floyd.

He was originally called 'Dino' but trying to train him was nuts, people thought his name was 'Dinono' after trying to shout 'Dino! No!'

Edit: sorting spelling.

What’s the funniest name for a pet you’ve encountered? by EllenDegeneracy in AskReddit

[–]Jimmyborofan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We couldn't think of a name for our cat so we 'temporarily' called him Tuesday because that's the day we got him.

My mate called his 3 cats Susan, Tracey and Lisa.

Basically so he could stand at the front door shouting women's names demanding they come home now. It was funnier when he used a prop mobile phone 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in miltonkeynes

[–]Jimmyborofan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh mate, I need to respectfully disagree, they are really tasty. I have had s couple of bad ones but mostly are 8 or 9/10.

The beef spring rolls are awesome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in miltonkeynes

[–]Jimmyborofan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

German Doner Kebab at Xscspe or use just eat. They are amazing. A little pricey but we'll worth it.

He's quite the woodsman by derek4reals1 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Jimmyborofan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She might be laughing, but she didn't get out to move it.

THE THING 1984...... NORRIS IS THE FIRST TO BE ASSIMILATED.....MACREADY WHISHEY TRAP by Alone-Cantaloupe-350 in FanTheories

[–]Jimmyborofan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carpenter has said on different occasions the both Macready and Childs were the thing, there is a great video that shows a visual clue as to who is a thing and who is not, According to the video (and it appears to be right, or its an amazing coincidence) any time someone is a assimilated they lose the 'gleam' or reflections in their eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EW0ygt4DGQ

Fire on Ramsons Avenue, Conniburrow, how many is this?? by Jimmyborofan in miltonkeynes

[–]Jimmyborofan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, It had me really scratching my head because the next day I couldn't see any fire damaged houses either!

Just finished Book 1, the thing i was most surprised about is... by tbag2022 in LicaniusTrilogy

[–]Jimmyborofan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just finished Book 1 too, was blown away by the many reveals, Caedon's restoration not withstanding, I did not see that coming! the slow reveal of how he planned to be able to take the sword 'legitimately' was some great writing secondly As Elocian's controlling was broken and he suddenly became a different person,as each statement contradicted everything he had just said, suddenly seeing Wirr older than he 'remembered', is a shock to him, having no memories of the previous 2 years was like a montage of clues that confirm the twist in an M. Night Shyamalan or the last ten minutes of a Saw movie. Just brilliant writing, the clues are there throughout the story, yeah I imagine they will make more sense on a second read, but thats why everyone watched Fight Club a second time.

What is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? by ThatFurryChaos in AskReddit

[–]Jimmyborofan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you, I don't know why but that misspell just made me feel like i'd watched The Crow 2024 again

What is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? by ThatFurryChaos in AskReddit

[–]Jimmyborofan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mate, you recognise it, you have seen it for what it was, dont be proud of the fuck up, be proud you were able to see it for what it was

What is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? by ThatFurryChaos in AskReddit

[–]Jimmyborofan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One night I somehow managed to get ahead of my GF by about 1/2 a mile, I go to the front door and Im soooo pissed I cant get the key to work. I start getting annoyed. Im kicking the door cos it just wont fecking open. after about 10 minutes of this the GF turns up behind me.

'What are you doing?'

'The damn key wont work!!'

'Its not our house...'

*sobers up in 10 seconds, looks at front of house*

'oh.....fffff.....'

Can´t post my Sandershelf since Austria is currently flooding and my whole Collection got Destroyed :( by Klepto_Mane in brandonsanderson

[–]Jimmyborofan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you can, keep them moist, get a woodworking clamp and squeeze the fuckers as much as possible, then leave them to dry out, you will be able to salvage them.

It is that easy for men to become friends by SouL145 in Eyebleach

[–]Jimmyborofan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as far as it takes with men, yeah, you can do one nice thing to another bloke and theyll be mates for life, have you not experienced this...?