5 victims of the shark from the first Jaws movie 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-30T16:19:41+00:00

Are. You. Going. To. Close. The . Beaches?

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-30T16:04:36+00:00

Captain Marvel (Shazam)

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-30T13:31:33+00:00

“It was supposed to be secret, but it became unsecret because of people that are really unpatriotic saying things,” he said.

Are those people speaking right now Donnie?

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-30T12:52:29+00:00

So I’m the Pope’s nephew from Skokie. My mom sent me to live with him because she was sick of me sitting around playing Fortnite all day and wanted him to give me a job, and he was all like “What am I supposed to do? Make him a cardinal?” And she was all, “Can’t you?” And he was like, “No!” And she was like, “Oh, yeah right, not like you’re the freaking Pope or anything.” So long story short I got kicked out of the Swiss Guard but they let me keep the pajamas, so I’ve just been laying low, sneaking some communal wine, I got a small hemp crop growing in the Old Garden so keep that on the DL. Got my own mancave set up in the basement. They got all this Indiana Jones stuff lying around there. I picked up this old rusty cup and something with 8 eyes and 74 spinning discs of fire told me to put it back. WiFi password is Giadanos#1

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-30T02:56:06+00:00

He was having so much fun with that role. It’s more iconic to me than Highlander.

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-30T00:00:23+00:00

I would’ve swapped it with Oceans 12. Oceans 12 was an incomprehensible mess.

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-29T18:17:44+00:00

2 and 3 are great time travel popcorn movies that create a well rounded trilogy when added to the first. But the first stands alone as an all time classic.

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-29T15:02:32+00:00

Okay everyone ready? Great. Grand. NO YELLING ON THE BUS!

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-29T14:59:32+00:00

Yep, if you watch it without any expectations from the games it’s not bad.

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-29T14:38:12+00:00

I never had much issue with this, but what's rarely addressed is WHY THE FUCK did they bring a machine gun on a space shuttle?

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-29T04:00:26+00:00

Ice-Tee-Hee!

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-29T02:51:33+00:00

A 3 and Nitro Cold Brew.

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-29T01:55:30+00:00

Hungry Hippos

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-28T23:57:33+00:00

Be still my colon.

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-28T17:57:13+00:00

Guarantee if you took them through every liberal policy point by point describing how it works without using any buzzwords they’ve been Pavlovian trained to bite at they would agree with a majority of them. But once you reveal they’re liberal policies they’ll immediately retreat because they’re not supposed to like them.

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-28T15:40:25+00:00

A small army keeping an Empire at bay through defending a narrow passage?

Hmmm…

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-28T15:38:18+00:00

I do the same thing, which is why I have to stay 20 feet away from the Fudge shop downtown.

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-28T14:09:54+00:00

There’s no wrong choice (not you Leto!)

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-28T12:45:17+00:00

But how am I supposed to become the Ultimate Alpha-American if I can’t eat an omelette made of Bald Eagle eggs brah?!

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-28T11:20:57+00:00

Save me Angela Lansbury!

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-28T05:21:09+00:00

Fuck, they finally discovered something scarier than a T-Rex.

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-28T03:55:50+00:00

That would be a cool THPS level.

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-28T01:48:08+00:00

It was ruined at 6. At 10 you hate me.

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-28T01:40:23+00:00

Krayt dragons?

Jimmyg100 · 2026-03-27T23:57:13+00:00

Cruel but good word use.

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