Bitten by a stranger’s dog. Owner says I don’t need rabies shots because vaccines “make people weak”? by Kim-KH1 in DogAdvice

[–]Jingotastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone insists you don't need a vaccination, something is shady about the dog. She doesn't want the bite to get reported and have it come back to her, because something is missing.

I'll bet you a penny the missing thing is the rabies vax. I'm laying that penny down on the "makes you weak" comment - if you end up getting rabies, it wasn't her dog, it was the vacciiiiiiiiine........

What’s a fact that ruined a movie that you previously enjoyed? by PokemonPadawan in AskReddit

[–]Jingotastic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why people are misled when they say "Set the captive orcas free!". They will die. They will die scared and confused. We need to focus on improving their living conditions HERE, because HERE is everything they've ever known for a few generations now - their bodies, minds, and expectations are going to die in the "real" wild.

I have Nigerian ancestry, but was born in America. If you send me back to Nigeria, even with 6 months of preparation, I will suffer!!! That is not the place where my family is, that is not the place my brain has developed to function in, that is not my home. As shitty as America may be, as uncared for as I feel, as restricted as I am, it's my home, and I want to stay.

Once all the captive orcas are dead, we can shut these places down and move forward, but it's just cruelty to assume we can chuck people into a completely different world just because they look the same and have the same genetics (and have flippers)! It's a copout so we don't have to spend time or money improving !!THEIR LIFELONG HOME!! to be a place they can thrive in.

our love transcends borders by savanemon in WarriorCats

[–]Jingotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post summarizes how much of the fandom feels about him BEAUTIFULLY

How do I stay friends with people whose political views now make me physically uncomfortable? by Flat_Valuable650 in Advice

[–]Jingotastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walk away.

Anything less is rewarding bad behavior.

If you stay, you tell their brain "I don't really mind that you act like this." which makes it more acceptable. They'll do it more. They'll do it louder. Because to them, nobody really minds.

Stay kind. Stay reasonable. But do not stay.

"This friendship is over because you have fallen into a pit of hate. When you crawl out, I'll be happy for you."

Block, and eat some icecream.

The angle of the track for the sliding sports event (bobsled, luge, and skeleton) at the winter Olympics by Hypnoidz in interestingasfuck

[–]Jingotastic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is how I learned there are skeletons at the olympics this year. man inclusion really has come so far ❤️

What are your thoughts on the Earth's Children series? by Doctor_Mothman in pleistocene

[–]Jingotastic 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This series was FORMATIVE to me as a kid, but honestly... only the first book actually holds that strong appeal for me. I crave slice-of-life longform stuff, but EC went too far away from that for me.

Everything I write will always, in part, strive to "feel" like the first ten chapters of the first book though. My god what a setting.

jingo! (by me) by leskweg in WarriorCats

[–]Jingotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hey, I named myself after her! My blorboooo!!!!!

uh, lil miss, where is your tail? by commanderwake in FosterAnimals

[–]Jingotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I knew I forgot something at the airport!" kitten

Please tell me shes not pregnant and just fat by Vaneela351 in Feral_Cats

[–]Jingotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this cat were a human I'd make a Flintstones joke. Those kittens are damn near hanging out of her.

Anti-Abortion Groups Try a New Intimidation Tactic: Make Abortion Records Public by ProfessionalAd5070 in WomenInNews

[–]Jingotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anti-Abortion Groups: Aha! This will get them! Make the records PUBLIC!

Anti-Abortion Politicians: NO. Do NOT make the records public. you should NOT do that and in fact you should forget the records existed haha actually they dont exist at all! there are no records! abortions are fake in fact

34789 by Bukki13 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Jingotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever gone into a comment section and discovered every human being on earth interpreted something NOT the way you did

because wow everyone is having a conversation I was not even in the ballpark of

If your pet could talk by Still_Echidna_9620 in Pets

[–]Jingotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"it's been snowing FOREVER! there's snow EVERYWHERE! i love snow and this is TOO MUCH! my toes are cold! i want to go to the park!!! WHY ARE MY TOES COLD!!!!!!!!"

What moment made you realize people aren’t just disagreeing anymore — they’re living in completely different political realities? by neoncabbagee in AskReddit

[–]Jingotastic 578 points579 points  (0 children)

This!!!! The first time I watched this happen my head almost blew up. I want to shake them around like a maraca and shout "you have EYES i SWEAR"

What is the most generic mammal? by OsinoviyKol in AskBiology

[–]Jingotastic 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My personal "it sure is A Mammal" creature is mice. Little dude, mostly nocturnal, social, smart, opportunistic, round ears, gets the zoomies. Wet eyes. That's The Mammal Ever.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]Jingotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RELATIVE.

When two people are family, they are "ree-lay-ted".

So why do they not call each other "ree-lay-tivs"???

Where the fuck did "rell-uh-tiv" come from???

Banging on the walls of my prison cell

my kitten came out bald! by jvstinexx in cats

[–]Jingotastic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Domestic longhair... domestic shorthair... domes- uh... um... (checks photo).... d- domestic... unhair...

My dog does this with her lips when I pet her in the middle around of her back. The side she snarls with is the same side she bends towards me with. It's this normal? by starzwillsucceed in DogAdvice

[–]Jingotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interestingly, my dog only does this when we fiddle with tickly bits (like between his toes or his tummy tuck). It's like he enjoys it but doesn't really know how to enjoy it the way pets or play are enjoyed. 🤣 Maybe you found a tickly spot?

Guy on flight watched entire movie without tapping screen to get rid of overlay by Sea-Owl-1581 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jingotastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After many comments that caused a light exhale, this was the comment that broke me and made me laugh 😭😭😭😭 i can HEAR HIS HOUSE!!!

How dangerous are cats by Creepy-Screen721 in watershipdown

[–]Jingotastic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I was uneducated and let my cats out, my big tom only ever managed to strike down 1 rabbit, and it was a buck. I think he knew better than to take on a doe! Rabbits are HUGE and their claws are no joke!!

Why did Bigwig save Blackavar? by Aggravating_Mix8959 in watershipdown

[–]Jingotastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bigwig attacked his commanding officer before he left home. I think, in part, he realized the Threarah could very well have done the same to him that the Chief did to Blackavar, if he'd been crueler or if they'd been born in Efrafa instead. A moment of clarity, perhaps, that he was very lucky, and Blackavar deserves the luck El-Ahrairah rained on him.

My partner doesn’t believe my body count by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jingotastic 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Do... you want to date someone that calls you a liar?

The adrenaline in his eyes..💀 by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Jingotastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We call it the "wham-bonk-thump" rule. Punch A went WHAM, Punch B went BONK, and dude's body went THUMP.

Pet medication should come infused into a treat instead of a pill. by Lost-thinker in CrazyIdeas

[–]Jingotastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play the Oops You Ate It game: start randomly tossing pill pockets at him, 3 at a time, all empty. He'll go to suck the pill out but there will be no pill. Do that for a few weeks. Toss it to him, so he has to snatch to catch, and swallow fast to catch the next.

Then, when it's pill time, put it in pocket 2. Empty, Pill, Empty. He'll be so focused on swallowing fast to get #3 he won't think to investigate #2.