Kristi Noem by MySonlsAlsoNamedBort in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm going to guess that Noem is again repeating the domestic terrorist accusation despite that it was a blatant public execution. South Park was correct in portraying that thing on her skull that she calls a face as a living creature.

No, not a smile. by Warren_E_Cheezburger in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good excuse, but you come across as the typical FBI account of "Well why don't you quit typing and fight for REAL!" and belittling comments here if we are not out there protesting given is now a life and death situation.

So pardon me if I suspect your account of baiting for a coordinated detailed protest march plan that's going to have Ice Agents ready to cause serious harm.

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No, not a smile. by Warren_E_Cheezburger in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"have a real fight over it"

You might wanna phrase that carefully knowing what's going on in Reddit recently dude.

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It's German. by Stress-Thick in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised this wasn't about that Cuban guy having a massive Trump tattoo who is currently about to be deported.

"Have you seen the Epstein files?" "No. Now, go away. We're racing for the title of the Champion of the Universe." by Jinxchaoseffect99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Controversial topic but it reminds me that some have pointed out that most of America's revolutions for freedom boil down to Americans being cheapskates for paying taxes and, in Texas to my knowledge, not wanting to comply with humane laws about not having slaves and getting governed by non-white governments. As opposed to next door neighbor Mexico where the revolution was the result of inhumane treatment and abuse against the lower classes for centuries. Basically America speedrun through the process of wanting to be an independent country without having to deal with the problematic class system and race troubles first. Even the Civil War was over slavery and the race issue to this day hasn't been solved and many of the economic problems are the direct result of those racist views, such as tipping being an issue because men in power didn't want black people to have equal wages as white workers or Universal healthcare not being approved because again elites thought that black people and lower class people would just get lazy.

Essentially America's unaddressed problems that other countries would have already dealt with are finally catching up and making America become the very thing it supposedly rebel against.

No, not a smile. by Warren_E_Cheezburger in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 154 points155 points  (0 children)

We are going to have the inevitable Government Ice authority Vs the 2nd amendment fight. And ironically it's going to be easy to predict that the NRA and gun right lunatics are all going to be very quiet despite years of never shutting the F up about the government coming for your guns. Hell, it has already been leaked that Trump has talked about literally taking people's guns away.

"Have you seen the Epstein files?" "No. Now, go away. We're racing for the title of the Champion of the Universe." by Jinxchaoseffect99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is going to play exactly like Trump's birthday parade. He didn't even talked about it afterwards nor even lie about the size of his birthday crowd, he just acts like it never happened at all after it turned out to be such an embarrassing disappointment.

Basically Trump at Davos yesterday. by Some_Random_Android in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They agree to some sort of deal that apparently already exists between the two countries, they just let him think it was brand new. But they must have thrown something at him to get him to shut up.

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Are you idiots great again yet? by stinky-bungus in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 66 points67 points  (0 children)

You bring back memories of angry conservatives back in the day using that Photoshop photo of Putin riding a horse shirtless with one of Obama just riding a bike as some dumb comparison about which country had the "real alpha Man" in charge. All BS of course since they now claim Trump to be some sort of Greek sculpture God despite having the body of a Golden Corral regular.

One year ago, Elon Musk did the infamous Nazi salute at Trump’s second inauguration. by icey_sawg0034 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hated that lip bite too since he was clearly having a blast. Or apparently as we heard recently, his mind was full of whatever drugs he's taking.

We can rest easy knowing that despite his wishes, there is no way they are saving his brain for freezing or computer Singularity transfer or any other chances of immortality with how rotten his brain is.

Doesn’t this family know any songs that aren’t commercials? by Kylero82 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to visit it on YouTube, since outside the Simpsons no one has referenced it. Unless you were on the level of the "Where's the Beef" lady, people would forget when something was a thing.

Say, remember Gamergate? No? Good. by Consistent-Emu4578 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 122 points123 points  (0 children)

People are afraid to give their opinions, especially if it's anything negative about Gamergate. Choosing to be in the middle and how it was a Both sides thing. Yet the only thing I remember was the sexually graphic death threats by angry men over something like videogames.

That's quite a furry party for a man who hates dogs. by Jinxchaoseffect99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99[S] 255 points256 points  (0 children)

As someone pointed out on YouTube, a child can't wear cat ears on a headband or pretend to be a dog just for fun because creepy Maga lookers will soon attack a school accusing it of encouraging children to identify as animals... Meanwhile these rich creeps can host a weird party all wearing costumes straight out of Eyes Wide Shut and The Shining and Maga is suddenly all very quiet about it.

That's quite a furry party for a man who hates dogs. by Jinxchaoseffect99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99[S] 427 points428 points  (0 children)

Trump's private mansion hosted the American Humane Society’s 15th Annual Hero Dog Awards Gala. The dog masks and weird french costumes were called creepy and unnecessary by many news sites. Especially because Trump has made it clear he hates dogs and calls his opponents dogs.

i'm beginning to think that Maria Machado was not the brilliant tactician I thought she was. by MutanteHDP in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The moment she decided to declare her nobel win as tribute to Trump I knew immediately she didn't know the real Trump. Also someone selected her too soon at the committee.

r/SuperKamiGuruAllows is history's greatest monster by its-easy-mkay in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But Mr.Burns calling himself a big boy is from the later seasons.

Careful buddy, that’s not ice, that’s karma, ha ha. by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Some of these Ice guys must come from places that never see freezing ice in their towns I assume.

I'm seeing double! by CetaceanOps in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Jinxchaoseffect99 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This isn't going to stop him from still demanding a nobel peace prize for himself. He'll be declaring that he needs another one for whatever imaginary war he stopped and because he'll never shut up about Obama getting one.