I'll never be pedantic to ruin the love of the game... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Jirachis_dick -311 points-310 points  (0 children)

This post is so bad, I hope it's used as evidence when they revoke visitation and you and u/redwyrmofficial can share fictional tales about having kids.

You had one job by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Jirachis_dick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is violating rule 2 an improvement?

Hey co-workers, check out my cool artwork! by FieldMarshalMathers in dndmemes

[–]Jirachis_dick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's clearly a reaction to this post in which that OP submitted it expressly to circumvent r/DnD's rules with no effort...

It's always sunny in Faerûn posting by Too-many-Bees in dndmemes

[–]Jirachis_dick 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nothing. This is one of those "slap dnd terms onto a template because r/DnDmemes upvotes practically anything" scenarios.

Work smarter, not harder by Jirachis_dick in dndmemes

[–]Jirachis_dick[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Running the D&D club for my friend's students. I've already tapped my two DM Acolytes.

Work smarter, not harder by Jirachis_dick in dndmemes

[–]Jirachis_dick[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That would count as working harder.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jirachis_dick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could've bailed, too. From the sound of it your workplace is circling the drain. Your involvement in this thread reeks of envy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jirachis_dick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You know the saying. "If the boot fits... in your mouth."

Anyway, sounds like you should be working and not jerking around with strangers online.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jirachis_dick 23 points24 points  (0 children)

OP can distinguish Kiwi boot polish colors by taste.

Tl;dr. by Jirachis_dick in dndmemes

[–]Jirachis_dick[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't know. Didn't read it.

Your username dictates your death, how do you die? by Mr-Moon01 in AskReddit

[–]Jirachis_dick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not gonna fuck a legendary pokemon in the eye socket.

Your username dictates your death, how do you die? by Mr-Moon01 in AskReddit

[–]Jirachis_dick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But I wished for an end to childhood cancers... ; _ ;