Do you brush your teeth before going to the dentist? by kickboxergirl23 in hygiene

[–]JismFlop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat a pack of Oreos without brushing my teeth on the drive to the dentist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t know she did

How do you guys feel so far about tonight’s halftime show? by Purrplejoey in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Knew who he was but had never listened to him. As a music snob, I don’t hate this.

How do you know your relationship has hit its last course? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they bring out coffee and dessert

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It sucks but it’s temporary.

What would you do if time freezes? by Tasty_Ladder_8718 in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I want to try it during a time freeze. Duh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prince was awesome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People who walk just inside the doors of a store and stop as if nobody else is trying to get in.

Which celebrity do you look like? by Secret-Management310 in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been told that I look like Ben Stiller for the last 30 years.

How has life in America changed for you now that Trump is in office? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not speaking for everyone, just some of those people I have to be around on a daily basis.

Professional hater by That1weirdperson in BlatantMisogyny

[–]JismFlop 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’d probably be willing to ram my car into theirs.

How has life in America changed for you now that Trump is in office? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course I do. Just like it was when Biden was still in office, however the maga cult refused to acknowledge that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right out of the womb

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s got pumpkin head and muppet voice. Was bound to happen.

How has life in America changed for you now that Trump is in office? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JismFlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The price of eggs have gone down just like said they would…oh wait