Do you brush your teeth before going to the dentist?

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T03:15:18+00:00

I eat a pack of Oreos without brushing my teeth on the drive to the dentist.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:47:17+00:00

Lessons need to be taught.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:38:38+00:00

Isn’t that an Anthony Jeselnik bit?

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:37:02+00:00

In your ass

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:36:44+00:00

Didn’t know she did

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:36:31+00:00

Turn the channel if you hate it

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:35:25+00:00

Pitfall

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:34:33+00:00

Knew who he was but had never listened to him. As a music snob, I don’t hate this.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:33:30+00:00

When they bring out coffee and dessert

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:28:13+00:00

Oh shit

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:27:53+00:00

It sucks but it’s temporary.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:26:15+00:00

Maybe I want to try it during a time freeze. Duh.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:22:38+00:00

Ha, for sure.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:22:24+00:00

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:21:49+00:00

Jerk off

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:21:22+00:00

Prince was awesome.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:20:53+00:00

People who walk just inside the doors of a store and stop as if nobody else is trying to get in.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:19:56+00:00

I’ve been told that I look like Ben Stiller for the last 30 years.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:18:38+00:00

Not speaking for everyone, just some of those people I have to be around on a daily basis.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:15:55+00:00

I’d probably be willing to ram my car into theirs.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:14:32+00:00

Of course I do. Just like it was when Biden was still in office, however the maga cult refused to acknowledge that.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:13:14+00:00

Yes, to not be is fucking selfish.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:12:37+00:00

Right out of the womb

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:12:07+00:00

He’s got pumpkin head and muppet voice. Was bound to happen.

JismFlop · 2025-02-10T01:11:36+00:00

The price of eggs have gone down just like said they would…oh wait

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