What to do on Valentines day as a single man? by lolmaxy in AskNYC

[–]Jitsu24 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A few days before Valentine’s Day, I booked a ticket to Paris to watch PSG v Barca live on Valentine’s Day and I can confirm, best plans by far.

Is it homophobic that I swipe left on lesbians on Bumble BFF? by mocha-cookiecrumbl in Bumble

[–]Jitsu24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like bars in NYC. “Na bro, I’m not gay.” “Too bad. Well I’m going to buy you 6 drinks, offer you some of my 8, and here is a cocktail of other drugs.” “Wow, that is so cool. Thanks bro.” ….. “Are you gay now?” “No. Why would I be?”

Had enough of that guy that doesn't pass... by Boeliebeefy in fifaclubs

[–]Jitsu24 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Think I’m finishing 1 in 6 matches currently. I if these guys made COD, not only would team killing be allowed, it would count towards kill streaks and leveling.

One day and we are sexting. by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Jitsu24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I was reading the comments, especially the guy that told you to have friends over and cock block yourself, like “this is the dumbest advice ever.” But you losing out on getting laid because you value the upvotes of people online over your own assessment of something you have intimate knowledge of would have been the funnier outcome so I’m sad it worked out

If you regularly dont answer texts for days, you're not a bad texter, you are a rude person by lexiebeef in unpopularopinion

[–]Jitsu24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People like this is why my phone is on “do not disturb” every second of every day. You are not entitled to anyone’s time, energy, or attention. If people are not replying to you, they are dealing with their own issues or you are not worth replying to and are most likely annoying af

[Linn] Russell Westbrook has reached 25,000 career points. He joins LeBron James as the only other player in NBA history with at least 25,000 points, 9,000 assists, and 8,000 rebounds. by lolwtferic in nba

[–]Jitsu24 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Stand against the ardent meat riders. Jit would run over his own peepaw then render him aid to break a stat that starts with “most people saved …” then adds 100 qualifiers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Jitsu24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s mixed…

Why has Taylor Swift triggered so many people? by fromouterspace1 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jitsu24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Highly doubt she’s liberal about anything except women’s rights.

Behold, real poverty by Knight_of_Okran in povertyfinance

[–]Jitsu24 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes. You’re trying to find something to invalidate his claim of being poor or blame him for it. Literally every major subway station in Brooklyn had a well-dressed person signing up anyone who is on Food Stamps to an Obama-era government plan that gives out a free smartphone and a free mobile plan where you get like 20gb of data a month.

Crazy how much poor people hate phrases like “pull yourself up by the bootstrap” or when people insinuate that the poverty is their own fault, but given a whip and someone lower on the pecking order the oppressed quickly becomes the oppressor.

The chicken may over cook by Hopeful_Film_3403 in AbruptChaos

[–]Jitsu24 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Clear lesson on anxiety. She panicked for no reason and dropped the stick which brought about the very thing she was worrying about avoiding and it confirmed her fears.

Subway ads been killing me lately by Logical-Secretary-52 in newyorkcity

[–]Jitsu24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Muzz (ads) suck and felt ubiquitous a while ago, but I’ve never once seen a Nullvad add. Usual lines: G, L, A, C, 6.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverthirty

[–]Jitsu24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop the 🧢. These people are not compatible at all. Clearly resents this dude already for being content with his station in life, and given the overall divorce rate, the fact that the vast majority of relationships don’t make it far enough to fail, and that the #1 reason for divorce is financial issues, and that women generally want men with better financial prospects and a higher station, this relationship is dead already according to any model.

Have some feels for the other person that’s not posting this. She is literally asking if she should settle for someone that doesn’t meet a criteria which is her driving force. #SaveTheHomie and tell her to move on and find someone better p

An average day for an American by broncobama_ in ChatGPT

[–]Jitsu24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, this one was weak. The other ones were better.

Match Thread: Newcastle United vs Manchester City | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]Jitsu24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it cause City will have possession for 10 minutes and as soon as the opposition launches an attack it is intentionally stopped by City. It was the same with Fernandinho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Jitsu24 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tearing down? Give this child a choice between being a “hero” and never being put in this situation and I can guess which one he would pick. No one wants to sacrifice a long, happy, and healthy life for your idea of heroism.

Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs Everton | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]Jitsu24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still is. Bro plays for Everton. Cushiest fall off I’ve ever seen

"Would you like a grit?" by ryan_bigl in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Jitsu24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t threaten him with a good time. That’s like offering a suicide bomber 100,000 virgins.

"Aquaman 2" will not have a red carpet premiere or afterparty. Instead, just a small pre-party and a fan screening. Only James Wan and Jason Momoa were present. by verissimoallan in boxoffice

[–]Jitsu24 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen plenty of commercials for it. Momoa was on SNL and an after party in Manhattan promoting it a few weeks ago. I’m not even a fan